June 04, 2007

President Dennis J. Kucinich and "The Bomb"

In last nights New Hampshire edition of the Democrat Party Pander-A-Thon Debate, Dennis J. Kookycinich Kucinich stated:

But what I intend to do is to be a president who helps to reshape the world for peace -- to work with all the leaders of the world in getting rid of all nuclear weapons..."
Hop into our little time machine and lets see how that worked out.

Whooooooooooosh, the year, 2009. The first 100 days of the new president... day 43:

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Thank you for joining me on this conference call Mr. President and Mr. President

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You're Welcome Mr. President, and hello to you Mr. President


Thank you Mr. President, and to you Infidel, Death To America

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Can the Infidel - Death to America Mahmood, we are civilized here

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I'm sorry you feel that way Mr. AhMADdinejad, but this call is about disarming all of us from (key music - Dum Dum De Dum, Dum de Dum Dum Dum Dum) the terror of nuclear weapons.


Very well Mr. Major Trading Partner, oops, I mean Mr. President Putin

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As I was saying, we need to all get rid of our nuclear weapons, after all, I said that to the American People


This we cannot do at least not until all the Jooos are destroyed

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Can't we negotiate that?


Absolutely, say in a year or twenty?

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Vladimir, can you reason with Mr. President?

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Very well. Mahmood, can it with the hyperbole, OK?


Oh all right, if you insist. OK Mr. President, I propose that you go first!

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I will, I've already done away with the Pentagon, cut our armed forces back to 2 battalions of Marines and 3 fighter jets and established The Department of Peace.

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And how do we verify this Mr. President?

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Well, you can send in your scientists and a couple of Generals to verify, you can...


We can destroy Israel and see what you will do about it too I guess?

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Well, they are an ally, oh, very well, but only with very small tactical nukes that are about to go out of date only OK? I mean, if they are going to expire anyway...

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So, Mr. President, as I understand your bargining position, we can scratch Israel, which no one except perhaps the Isralis care about anyway, and you will destroy all of your nukes, reduce your forces to a token and back off the world stage?

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You drive a hard bargin Mr. President, but, I can see in your eyes that you can be trusted.

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Of Course, Just ask Estonia and Chechnya.

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No, I'll take your word, after all, you are a world leader and known for your generosity to your uhhh, enemies


OK, we get to destroy Israel, then destroy our nukes after you have destroyed all of yours first, right?

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Well, in the interests of world peace, I sort of hoped we could all do it together, you know, trusting each other to do the right thing?

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We will, Mr. President, we will after all, we are all honorable gentlemen here, RIGHT?


Yes, we are, that's my story and I'm sticking to it... Death to Israel

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OK, we'll sign the agreement tomorrow in Stockholm. Now, how about we sing a round or two of Kumbayah?

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Uhhh, not today Mr. President, I have to confir with Mahmood on how we are going to do the right thing


Me too Mr. Infidel, I have some homosexuals to hang this afternoon and a couple of female type adulturer's to stone before sundown.

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Well, ok then, until tomorrow Mr. President, Mr. President


Till tomorrow Infidel, Vladimir

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Mahmood, I'm not kidding, can it with the Infidel crap OK?


OK, OK, good bye then. (whispers quietly "Infidel")

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Good bye, and thank you for helping me save the world


Sounds of three webcams going off line


Ring, Ring, Ring



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Da Mahmood, man, what a schmuck that guy is.


You ain't just a whistling Dixie my friend, now, about destroying Israel and then America?

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This is going to be fun, hey, I have an idea, want to invite Kim?

Ring, Ring



A tip O' The GM Derby to Wuzzadem for the concept.

Posted by GM Roper at June 4, 2007 02:33 PM | TrackBack


I would consider it a privilege if you would add my blog www.blacktygrrrr.wordpress.com to your list of linked sites if you feel the quality is high.

Happy June.


P.S. Like you, I stand with Israel.

Posted by eric at June 4, 2007 08:51 PM

Dennis is correct. The positions of Edwards, Obama, Clinton, Dodd, Biden, Richardson and unfortunately Gravel make the world more unsafe. The rest of the candidates would bomb suspects along with innocent bystanders before they are tried. Not very American.

As for nukes, if they go off, we're all dead anyway. If we detonated only a fraction of our weapons, the enemy doesn't have to do anything but hope for a spaceship. They don't need to drop a bomb. All of Ameica would be dead by reason of suicide. Why do you think that Oppenheimer turned against the bomb?

Posted by Ruth at June 5, 2007 01:07 PM

Ruth, what?

Posted by Oyster at June 5, 2007 01:29 PM

No royalties?

Posted by Woody at June 5, 2007 02:51 PM

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