August 07, 2007
GW Bridge Fall Explained
No, it's not the George Washington Bridge, named after the President who could not tell a lie. It's the Global Warming Bridge, as we could know the I-35W bridge from now on because of some who do lie. The latest hyped claim on the bridge collapse comes from an official and scientist with the former Clinton administration and who works in a "think-tank" loosely affiliated with the Clintons. Is it possible that he really believes this stuff? What follows are selections from his recent article.
The Minneapolis Bridge Collapse?
Some may object to even asking the question, “Did climate change contribute to the Minneapolis bridge collapse?” My guess is those are the same people who deny that global warming is caused by humans or that it is a serious problem — the same people who inevitably say “we can adapt to whatever climate change there is.”The Bush administration has blocked research into the impact of climate change on this country and muzzled climate scientists from discussing key climate impact issues, such as the connection between global warming and the recent increase in intense Atlantic hurricanes....
But given that a remarkable 70,000 other bridges in the country are also structurally deficient, we should seek to learn whether such troubled bridges can take the ever-growing stresses generated by global warming.
I knew that Bush was behind the fallen bridge somewhere. Maybe Hillary Clinton will tell us what she will do for those other 70,000 bridges. Perhaps she could melt down ships, tanks, and planes into steel reinforcing bars. If global warming is really the greatest threat to mankind, then why spend on the military?
Posted by Woody M. at August 7, 2007 05:10 PM | TrackBackI went to read the linked article, wondering what on earth they could be using as a connection.
The speculation is "hey, maybe it's the hot weather, causing stuff to expand. I mean, I don't have like any data or anything, but I just thought that maybe..."
This grows tiring. The fun of chewing the fat over a coupla beers is replacing serious discussion. I don't have anything against that type of hey-did-you-ever-wonder bloviating - I enjoy it myself. But to then put it online as if it is some possible contribution to helpful discussion is just dense.
Posted by Assistant Village Idiot at August 7, 2007 04:58 PM
Tomorrow is predicted to be the hottest day of the year here. I have to drive across a bridge that spans the Ohio River. The bridge is only 6 or 7 years old, BUT!!!
I had to look at the entire article after AVI's comment. What a nut! If you told this guy to get a clue, he'd go to the toy department at Walmart.
Posted by DADvocate at August 7, 2007 08:14 PM
DADvocate, DO NOT cross that bridge until fall and lower temperatures return. Take a ferry, unless the river dries up from the heat, in which case you can walk across it like Moses.
Posted by Woody at August 7, 2007 08:24 PM
What does logic and reason have to do with anything? If you work for the Clintonistas, you've got to pay your dues...
Notice how the meme has change from Global Warming to (Global) Climate Change. Gotta cover all bases...
Posted by civil truth at August 9, 2007 01:34 AM