Science Fiction - Or Truth? You Be The Judge

Deep outer space, aboard the intergalactic ship Xdfd09*@330er.

"Captain, you wanted to see me?" said the first officer (*$#@*&^^>

"Yes, first officer (*$#@*&^^>, we have tracked down the last infestation of this scourge to this little planet in the backwoods of the Universe. This third body from its sun. Earth I believe the primitives call it."

"Yes sir?"

"Well, have we prepared the planet buster? As you well know First Officer(*$#@*&^^>, this scum has infested vast parts of the universe and our civilization has, after hundreds of thousands of years finally tracked down, and we are in position to destroy the SDFerldfk*(&@@EE-."

"Yes sir, the planet buster is ready, but sir, I suggest we take a very careful look. These primitives that we assumed were the scourge, appear not to be who we thought they were. Communications Officer Adfe*&% tells me that they actually have comedy shows if you can believe it."

"And sir, the SDFerldfk*(&@@EE- are known for many crappy things, but comedy was never one of them, they just don't have the intestinal fortitude for it."

"First Officer, you may have saved us from an egregious mistake," said the captain. "But I'm not sure I understand, our sensors tell us that the whole planet is infested with these parasites."

"That's true Captian, but apparantly, our enemy of old has morphed into a different life form here, just to try to evade us. They infest another life form that travels with these so called humans, a life form the humans call "pets," called dogs and cats and puppies and kittens seem to be the most infested."

"That won't avail them anything First Officer, fire up the alternate life form destroyer, we'll get these parasites yet."

And so dear readers, our planet was blanketed with chemicals (mostly water vapor and CO²and we experienced.... (click Read More below for the exciting conclusion)

we experienced....

Global Worming

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