March 01, 2007
Daylight Savings Time! A New Contest For The GWTB's
In a very short time-span, it will be daylight savings time. In order to keep our carbon foot print from causing global warming GM's Corner is sponsoring the Daylight Savings Time Savings Contest. This contest is only open to the GWTB's the Global Warming True Believers and has simple rules. As we know, Daylight Savings Time saves daylight. If we save enough, it will get darker because we won't be using daylight. Save as much daylight as you can, and let me know in the fall how much you saved. The winner gets a one way ticket to siberia where, when the warming does hit, it ought to be a tropical paradise.
Where do we save the daylight? Is there a bank? Does it pay interest? What about the plants? If they get less light, then they can't process as much CO2 into O2. If it's darker longer, can we use our outdoor floodlights longer, but that uses power? Then, there are those great solar panels to generate electricity rather than burning coal. They need light. There's a total lunar eclipse on March 3rd. The Earth will block the sunlight going to the Moon. What happens to it? This is getting very confusing. Where are the space aliens when we need them?
Posted by Woody at March 1, 2007 08:31 PM
Seriously GM, I think you're 'obsessing' here... I know a good professional counselor, names Bubba I think, he can help you if you need it, he knows about obsession...
Posted by TexasFred at March 1, 2007 09:44 PM
It's a damn shame he spends all his time stuck on stupid, but that is an endeavor of choice.
Posted by George M. Cross at March 6, 2007 05:14 PM
