January 25, 2007

Liberal Protection Gear!

Announcing the very latest in Liberal Protection Gear. For the small price of only $9,999.87 you too can be protected from the evil Rovian depredations of the knuckle dragging Neandertholic Right Wingers. Get yours today, simply mail a bank draft in the amount of $9,999.87 plus $3612.34 for shipping and handling and you will be protected with the latest in anti-rightwing protection. These devices have been manufactured from the very best raw materials available from the tinfoil section at your local grocery store. Our craftsmen are trained by the Dennis Kucinich Institute of Advanced Liberal Thinking and we guarantee your satisfaction or 1/1000th of your money back (sorry, we cannot refund the shipping and handling fees).

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Hurry, supplies are limited and this is a short term offer, available only as long as the number of days the Democrats control the House and Senate.

A tip 'O The GM Derby to Conservative Underground and my good friend Sonnabend at Voice Of The Pacific

Posted by GM Roper at January 25, 2007 07:50 AM | TrackBack

If the satellite sent beams to determine what's inside a liberal's brain, then it wouldn't find much even with the tin foil hat removed.

Posted by Woody at January 25, 2007 05:25 PM

Hurry, supplies are limited and this is a short term offer, available only as long as the number of days the Democrats control the House and Senate.
I think you haven't gotten the message Guy. The Congress is in for a long long long time of Democratic control.
I wouldn't be surprised to see some republicans changing their affiliation to Democrat. There are always rats that desert a sinking ship.
Republicans are historically a minority group of die-hard right wingers. So now is the time for you all to revert to type.

Posted by James S Melbert at January 25, 2007 06:36 PM

Damn, Woody...that really hurt. I am now aiming my death beam laser at you.

Posted by jim hitchcock at January 25, 2007 07:26 PM

James: "Republicans are historically a minority group of die-hard right wingers. So now is the time for you all to revert to type."

James, since you have proclaimed that you were once a republican, that makes you a die hard republican right winger doesn't it? Welcome to the club. Or, did you put your tinfoil cap on way to late? :-)

Posted by GM at January 25, 2007 09:04 PM

Ouch! that price tag will eat up all my Monopoly money. How about listing the range of sizes, or is it "one size fits all" (XXXS)? Also, I'm sure you'd get more customers if you offered a variety of cool colors, like "save the earth green" or "support our troops yellow" or "code pink".

Posted by civil truth at January 25, 2007 10:14 PM

Yes Guy, I was a Voting republican when Eisenhower was running and was elected. Ike was the one that warned us all against the military-Industrial complex. He said that that grouping would be the downfall of the US as we know it. Time and events have showed that Ike was right. The republican party today is complicit in the military-industrial complex. That make them complicit in the present downward trend of our country. The old trig theorem, "things equal to the same thing, are equal to each other", cannot be avoided. Maybe the tinfoil cap has slipped over your eyes and is keeping you folk from seeing the results of your politics.

Posted by James S Melbert at January 26, 2007 07:22 PM

The number of times I have heard that Eisenhower Military-industrial comment misinterpreted is just tiring at this point, James. Ike was referring to its effect on economy and useless defense cost. He was not in any way trying to suggest that we were becoming too warlike, or that the military was developing too much influence.

Posted by Assistant Village Idiot at January 26, 2007 11:20 PM

The number of lefties with absolutely no sense of humor (unless of course they are lampooning the right) defies the imagination.

Posted by GM at January 27, 2007 11:38 AM

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