Got a Problem? Blame Global Warming

Chickweed is taking over my yard. It's because of global warming. There's a new crack in my driveway. Global warming. The pass slipped through the perspiring hands of the receiver. Coach, it was global warming, I tell you.

A new motorway south of the Swedish-Norwegian border and Strømstad collapsed during the night, and experts fear the same thing can happen to Norwegian roads. They blame climate change.

Yeah, tell that to the insurance company. Is there no end to what people will blame on "climate change?" Maybe Norway needs to get some better engineers and road builders.

What problems has global warming caused you today? Well, blame it, anyway. Government needs the crisis to take over more control of our lives and businesses.

P.S. The referenced paper has some pretty neat pictures of the Northern Lights. Normally, I would say that the sun is responsible, just like it is for our climate, but let's attribute this one to global warming, too.