Alright, I just got a 100% on this baby but I feel like a chump because they didn't ask the most important high school quiz question of all:

How many actors played in The Three Stooges and what were their real names?

Surely you all know the answer to that one, eh?

Posted by The Cheerful Oncologist at December 3, 2006 09:20 PM

That's why I only got 97%... the rest of the time I was laughing at the 3 Stooges. Actually, there were a total of SIX. Moe Howard and Larry Fine were ALWAYS in the mix, but the third Stooge was, at various times Curly or Shemp Howard and also Joe Besser and Curley Joe DeRita. Curly Howard was probably the best known of the 4 and spent some 17 years with the Three Stooges

Posted by GM Roper at December 4, 2006 07:41 AM

The first two questions were tricky.

Posted by Woody at December 4, 2006 08:34 AM

91% because I'm too fixated on Ronald Reagan's hair.

Posted by Oyster at December 4, 2006 10:44 AM

Oyster, you remind me of the story of the Little Bunny Fru-Fru:

Little Bunny Fru-Fru hoping through the forest, picking up the field mice and beating them on the head.

Little Bunny Fru-Fru's Fairy God Mother appeared one day and said, "Little Bunny Fru-Fru, if you don't stop that I'll turn you into a Goon!!!!"

The next day, Little Bunny Fru-Fru got up, fixed breakfast got dressed and walked into the forest with every intent of being a good little bunny. Alas and Alack, he saw a field mouse, picked him up and popped him in the head and "POOF" he was turned into a really ugly GOON!!!!

The moral of this story is: "Hare Today, Goon Tomorrow!"

Posted by GM at December 4, 2006 11:56 AM

Woody: "The first two questions were tricky."

Here you have it folks, Woody knows not his age or his sex. You heard it here first!!!

Note from Site Monitor (Woody):

This commenter (G.M.) is being warned to refrain from making further personal attacks or risk being banned. It's obvious that Questions 1 and 2 were trick questons, as how else could the average high school graduate know my age and gender? And, why should questions about me even be on this test?

Consider the following similar situation in which one person was somehow expected to know something about another one.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

Posted by GM at December 4, 2006 11:58 AM

I would have made 100% if they had asked who was buried in Grant's tomb.

Posted by Woody at December 4, 2006 02:18 PM

Wow 100%, that can't be right....

Posted by DonnaU at December 4, 2006 02:40 PM