As a conservative visitor to a liberal site, I am frequently told that I am wrong, and the reasons were rarely rational, logical, or factual. In other words, they were typically liberal.

Therefore, I gave them a numbering system which provided all the inane reasons that they attacked me, similar to the shirt above, and told them that they could save time in the future by just referencing the numbers rather than having to write them out. For instance, if they thought I was just plain stupid then they could just write "1."

It would have worked, but they had problems with numbers--just like they do with how much spending programs will cost or how many people attended some leftist event. In the first case, they're always low. In the second case, they're always high. In my case, there weren't enough numbers.
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you can't tell, but I'm rolling on the floor laughing my fanny off.
GM

Posted by Woody at May 3, 2005 10:08 AM