In the very near future, I will require that all females of the English Crown dress in full RoP niqabi so that our fine women folk will not inflame the sexual desires of the resident Moslem men as everyone knows that members of the RoP cannot control their passions. To insure that there is true domestic tranquility, I require that the military turn over all arms to be kept under lock and key in the nearest Mosque, so that when we are attempted to defend ourselves and our way of life, as surely we will be if these Muslim Terrorists hooligans continue their campaign of bombing, beheading, burning and brandishing of swords and knives let alone gas canisters we won't be tempted to use extreme force against our friends, the members of the RoP.

Lastly, to make sure that each citizen of our great country understand where our future lies, I hereby order the following flag to be used at all official government offices, buildings, and any ceremony.