Impeach Bush & Cheney, Convict 'Em And Bring On President Pelosi

I think the time has come dear friends for the United State House of Representatives to pass bills of impeachment for both George Walker Bush and Richard Cheney. Both have egregiously misled the country, not fully as the left would have it, but in mismanagement of the war on terrorists when the cause was just and the work of solid value. For not vetoing massive spending bills that have caused the deficit to soar in spite of huge revenues from the tax cuts (just think, we could almost be well on the way to resolving the national debt if it weren't for this), for poor leadership and a decided abandonment of the conservative principles on which they were elected - in effect, lying to all and sundry about what they were about. For failure to effectively communicate why they were elected in 2000 and that while Mr. Gore did indeed receive more votes, he lost the election under the constitutional principles currently (and in 2000) in play.

For failure to convince the European Union that the CO₂ issue is a non-starter and that while the earth really is warming, damn little was effectively done about the real causes and the wasteful profligacy of using fossil fuels from countries that hate us and not taking the steps necessary to use our own fossil fuels more effectively without harming the environment. For not demanding that the oil companies build more refineries and the electricity conglomerates more nuclear power plants, tide generators and windmills and jailing those whose real objections is essentially NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard) such as Ted Kennedy.

I also urge the Senate to conduct a fair and impartial trial of the President and the Vice President and then to convict them and remove them from office. Immediately following I will joyfully watch the Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court swear in Ms. Nanci Pelosi as the first female President of the United States of America.

I will listen to her inaugural address stating that America's long national nightmare is over, that we will see peace in our time and that as soon as congress re-convenes, laws will be passed which will insure that everyone in America lives in a truly just and happy country.

What can we expect?

Initially, all of our troops in Iraq and possibly in Afghanistan will be withdrawn post haste. The celebrations in the Middle East will be loud and vociferous, the crowns and elected leaders of the various countries will all congratulate the United States on its joining the community of nations. Europe especially Spain and France will assert that finally, we have grown up and are ready, after some 230 years grown into a halfway decent society. England may be disappointed, but what the hell, we are really two countries separated by a common heritage. Soon after our troops are withdrawn, violence in Iraq will cease entirely and Iraqi's will unite, hand in hand, singing Kumbaya! The Saudi Crown will double the amount of cash to Wahhabi schools in America, Canada and Europe, and maybe even England to prepare for the coming influx of Muslims that will no longer fear the trepidations of the islamofascists.

In America, Taxes on the wealthy will rise to the level in the 50's under Eisenhower and the coffers will overflow. Big Oil will be taxed for every egregious nickle that they have stolen from the American people and will be forced to shut down the importing of oil, because the new cost has risen too high. Of course, we will not have the 10 years lead time we need to develop our own oil shale, Canadian Oil Sands or off shore resources so gasoline will cost a bundle and interstate and intrastate traffic will grind almost to a halt forcing people to walk more, ride horses more and the Sky will be much cleaner as a result. Too, think of the health benefits.

In the Cities, because people will have to walk, people will move in much closer to work causing a building boom in the inner cities but at the same time causing a slump in prices for homes in the exurbs and suburbs. On the other hand, minorities who now live in the city and are forced out by the gentrification of down town's will be able to afford to live in the exurbs and suburbs so that is an even trade. They will be just as poor and still won't have any work or educational opportunities, but hey, that's progress.

Health care will now be free to all citizens of the United States and to any illegal undocumented workers which of course will cause VA outpatient type services to be the standard, but it is free so people shouldn't gripe.

The newly empowered Democratic majority in both the House and the Senate will be united as never before knowing in their heart of hearts that they have done the right thing. They will pass draconian laws regarding finance reform and shut down those bothersome blogs, require equal time and effectively shut up loudmouths such as Mr's Limbaugh, Beck and O'Reilly and folk such as Ms. Malkin and Ingram. But mostly, think of all the right wing blogs (not including this one of course, after all, I'm using this post to protect myself) that will be eliminated.

My only worry, is that the Democrats will pass enough laws so that no one ever does anyone any harm for any reason and the trial lawyers will find themselves having to find a new way to make a living.

And to think, all this in the first 9 months. By March of 2008 we will see changes in the world wide condition that will make the current City Shining on the Hill superfluous.

In Iraq, Al Qaeda will become transcendent under the benign tutelage of Iran, dissidents will be stoned and otherwise removed from both power, and the living. Gays will be slaughtered en mass either by stoning, beheading, hanging or being thrown from high buildings just for that resounding splat. Women will be given their rightful place in the world and the milliners will be come rich making new and improved Burkas, and, since there will be insufficient oil available, artificial fabrics such as nylon, rayon and other miracle fabrics will be done away with and cotton and wool will become transcendent. Of course, there will need to be a massive breeding of sheep and much more acreage planted in cotton thus cutting down on food growing. Many millions will starve but that will relieve the pressure on Mother Gaea.

The United Nations will attempt to extend its Suzerainty over the United States as a "dangerous" entity, but the Democrats will rebel and withhold funds (not that there are any left anyway) forcing the UN to retreat to Switzerland or France.

In November of 2008, the American People, seeing what a disaster the Democrats have been will elect a Republican House, Senate and Administration reducing the Democrats to three members in the House (Jack Murtha, William Jefferson and possibly (but no guarantees, John Conyers) all of whom will not cease their pontificating and profound inanities and one in the Senate (Joe Lieberman) who though a Democrat, is not a Dhimmicrat.