Thursday Afternoon Humor Break

Mr. Johnson had just celebrated his 98^th birthday while at the Nursing home. He was a happy go lucky fellow with all his mental faculties intact, just physically old and tired.

While watching the News, he noticed Harry Reid (Dhimmicrat - Nevada) making one of his talks and got so angry, he felt a really bad headache coming on. Not wanting to disturb the staff, he kept quiet about it until the pain got really bad and called for the nurses as he apparantly passed out.

The nurses rushed in and began CPR while waiting for the ambulance, which arrived most quickly. Meanwhile, one of the health care aides had called his only granddaughter to tell her that they were taking Mr. Johnson to the Hospital because of an apparant stroke.

The daughter rushed to the hospital and as she entered the Emergency Room, she saw a Dr. coming out of one of the bays and he said "Ms. Johnson?"

"Yes," said Ms. Johnson, "How is my grandfather."

"Not good," said the Doc, "apparantly he had a massive stroke and I'm sorry to say that your grandfather is brain dead, but his heart is still functioning."

"Oh no" said Ms. Johnson and began to cry.

"There, there," said the Doc, "surely you expected this for several years!"

"Yes we did," said Ms. Johnson, "but you don't understand, with him brain dead and his heart still beating, well, its just that we've never had a democrat in the family before."