January 17, 2007
Military Technology Helps Leftists
This could come in handy while taking part in those long protests in the hot sun. But, this innovation isn't just for them. It's for the rest of us who may happen to get within smelling distance.
Self-cleaning fabrics could revolutionize the sport apparel industry. The technology, created by scientists working for the U.S. Air Force, has already been used to create t-shirts and underwear that can be worn hygenically for weeks without washing.
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Just think...BVD's, torn blue jeans, and T-shirts of Che Guevara that rarely need cleaning--as though they wash much, anyway.
Posted by Woody M. at January 17, 2007 10:20 AM | TrackBackTake a bath, you hippies! Patchouli oil does NOT substitute for bathing!
Posted by jennifer at January 17, 2007 06:21 PM
This is silly. Everybody knows we don't wear underwear.
ANFSCD...GM, welcome back.
How do you feel about TXU's plan to build 11 more coal fired (old style) plants in Tejas?
Posted by jim hitchcock at January 17, 2007 06:46 PM
I'm not up on these things, but I thought the "unwashed hippies" thing was outdated. I think it's designer clothes and Starbucks now, isn't it?
Posted by Assistant Village Idiot at January 17, 2007 07:13 PM
AVI...I live in Austin...trust me, unwashed hippies ABOUND. There's even a place here called "Hippie Hollow."
There is a party here in Austin every year called "Eeyore's Birthday Party" and it's basically a big hippie-fest in one of the local parks. A couple of years ago, some people I met went to this party and ran around yelling, "Take a bath, you hippie!" and threw water balloons that had a little soap in them at the smelly hippies. Not very nice, but I still would have liked to see it.
Posted by Jennifer at January 17, 2007 09:21 PM
It won't take care of the stains when someone calls them out. The smell will always be there.
From what i've seem lately at the demonstrations, smelly hippies is mild.
Posted by Scrapiron at January 18, 2007 02:05 AM
As I sit here with my sandaled feet propped up and my incense slowly burning to cover other odors. I look at the dust bunnies in the corner and realize, I need a pair of these becaue I laughed so hard I ****** in my pants.
I can't imagine not washing any of my clothes after one day, especially my underwear. Of course, if the enemy is chasing me across the desert, it's a different story.
Posted by DADvocate at January 18, 2007 08:05 AM
