May 07, 2006
I'm Sorry Islamo-Fascists
I'd like to be able to say that I came up with this idea, but I can't. I gleefully stole it from Moonbat Monitor (and I'll do a trackback in partial recompense) and the idea itself is far too good a dig at the silly "I'm sorry" posters of a year or so ago.
You remember the "I'm Sorry" silliness don't you? No, well I won't provide a link but I'm happy to allow you to google it and here is a picture of one of the Moonbats who is uhhh, "sorry" (ugh, and she is from Travis County, Texas too - which goes to show that not all Texicans have any intelligence).
So, this pretty young Moonbat believes that saying you're sorry (that Bush got elected) will keep the Islamo-fascist from killing her and blowing up Travis County, Texas? Puh-Leze! How dumb can one get? But, as the Moonbat Monitor indicated, perhaps we should apologize. I'm even willing to start it out. To take part in this new "I'm Sorry Islamo-Fascists" all you have to do is make a comment and apologize. So, here is my kick off:
Dear Islamo-Fascists, I'm sorry that you think a failed 7th Century ideology has any place in this modern world. I'm sorry that you are so stupid as to think that there are not enough good folk in this world who will rise up and smack you down. I'm sorry that when we kill your stupid butts, we don't bury you with a hunk of pig in your mouths."
Posted by GM Roper at May 7, 2006 09:22 AM | TrackBack
Dear islamo-fascists, I am sorry that your moongod and pedophilic prophet have led you astray from humanity, and I am also sorry that we haven't got around to sending all of you that want to go see allah to him yet, but please give us time. There are an awful lot of you, but I promise, we will get around to it.
Posted by kender at May 7, 2006 10:07 AM
I am sorry that you haven't received your copies of International Defence Review and thus do not know that the United States has nuclear powered submarines that have missiles on board and they can hit a target w/ Circle Error Probable of less than 100 feet. I'm sorry already do not know what the heck I am talking about.
The missiles fired from underwater (the subs STAY underwater for 97% of their patrols) will hit your cities if we are attacked again. Regardless of which party is in power in Congress or the White House, the amount of political/social pressure on the politicians to launch will be beyond your...and our imagining.
I am sorry, because you nitwits could work with the West and live better, more productive lives and all.
But, hey, maybe some folks really do like treating women terribly, forcing their kids to become suicide bombers and remain in the 13th Century.
I really am sorry that lots of people will die if you do not wise up and grow up.
Posted by tad at May 7, 2006 10:28 AM
I'm sorry that we failed that Global test thing Jean Francois Kerrie kept mentioning. You know, that Global test that requires every nation on earth agree to every action we the Americans take on.
We have no right to defend ourselves so people like you can say "I'm SORRY" to whoever might be listening to you (the Islamafreakoids)....
Posted by Raven at May 7, 2006 11:08 AM
Straw man.
Posted by Jake Elmore at May 7, 2006 12:52 PM
Mostly I am sorry that there are Americans (I think mostly from the Jimmah Carter school of apologists) who seem incapable of recognizing that the U. S. was attacked by muslim extremists - not the other way around - and that the danger continues to exist.
Posted by MLSmith at May 7, 2006 01:59 PM
The cartoon says volumes, GM!
I'm sorry Jake doesn't get it.
Posted by Ben USN (Ret) at May 7, 2006 06:35 PM
Dear Islamo-fascists,
So sorry that there are people like Robert Spencer, Oriana Fallaci, Brigitte Gabriel, and Walid Shoebat exposing your death cult.
Don't bother coming after me. I have pig ornaments all over my front porch. Next up, a dog that sheds hair all over my property.
Posted by Always On Watch at May 7, 2006 08:30 PM
We are sorry you attacked us, but fear not, we Americans NEVER forget. We are armed, both as a nation and as individuals. We WILL protect our country in spite of the democrats/liberals/weak-kneed Hollywood-John Kerry-types.
We will NEVER submit to your sharia or caliphate.
Sorry, heh
Posted by Debbie at May 8, 2006 07:08 AM
We are sorry that you are not sorry after what you did in New York, in Madrid, in London...
Posted by enzo at May 8, 2006 08:35 AM
I'm sorry to our Soldiers that there are ignorant moonbats like Jake here in the US that don't understand what is going on in the world.
I'm sorry we have sent them to war with their hands partially tied trying to appease these peaceniks who dont' understand they'd be laying on the ground with their severed heads on their backs if it weren't for a strong stance by the United States.
I'm sorry we haven't poofed at least part of the Middle East off the face of the earth so the rest will behave and we can finally have peace in that part of the world.
After decades of 'peace talks' and 'peace treaties' that haven't worked - what is it they don't understand about 'that doesn't work'.
I'm sorry the liberal left is so scared they'll betray their own country so they can continue to fantasize that there aren't Islamic fanatics that are trying to kill them.
Posted by beth at May 8, 2006 06:37 PM
I'm also sorry I didn't get that picture of the cat on my site! I love that. LOL
Posted by beth at May 8, 2006 06:37 PM
Click on this link to see why I'm Sorry .
Posted by Manny Ramirez at May 9, 2006 06:58 AM
You know that I'm Really Sorry .
Posted by Saddam Hussein at May 9, 2006 07:06 AM
So, what are you going to do about How We Feel ? Bring it on.
Posted by U.S. Troops at May 9, 2006 07:13 AM
Hey. If you really are apologizing, we have a Book for Lefties !
Posted by Apologizing for Dummies at May 9, 2006 07:38 AM
