March 08, 2006
The Very First Blond "GUY" joke
The very first ever Blond GUY joke..... And well worth the wait?
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
(Wait for it!!!)
******** Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife. The blond's wife said, "Don't look at me . He makes his own lunch."
Posted by GM Roper at March 8, 2006 02:36 PM | TrackBack*Chuckle*
Posted by E. Nonee Moose at March 8, 2006 03:15 PM
I saw that one coming. Someone emailed me this joke today called The New Husband Store.
Hope you like it.
Posted by The Ugly American at March 8, 2006 03:30 PM
Ok I guess humpday is joke day. You have to visit our mutual friends site DSOTW GM. He has a great one about A Marine and two Arabs sitting next to each other on a plane.
Posted by The Ugly American at March 8, 2006 04:28 PM
Oh, you are just EVIL!!!! I bet that you are a brunet telling blond jokes to deflect attention away from yourself... Just like *I* do, LOLOLOL
oops! Gotta go get that quilt label done! (dashes off)
-- R'cat
Posted by Romeocat at March 8, 2006 04:42 PM
Good one.
Posted by Woody (Not me. Another one.) at March 9, 2006 06:54 AM
That's a terrific joke. It's great to get ready for the weekend with a big laugh. Thanks, GM.
Posted by DRJ at March 10, 2006 03:19 PM