February 17, 2006
Is Whittington Dead?
Espella Humanzee has uncovered a dastardly plot to hide the truth of the death of Mr. Whittington:
The "mainstream" left is spreading a rumor the Harry Whittington did indeed die at the merciless hands of Vice President Dick "Deadeye" Cheney and a perfect body double has taken his place. My conservative world was turned upside down when I discovered the awful truth.I'm heart broken, but I'm glad that my friend and fellow conservative has broken the story. Posted by GM Roper at February 17, 2006 09:56 AM | TrackBack
And that corpse is having a press conference right now. Hehehe.
Posted by Always On Watch at February 17, 2006 12:00 PM
But isn't this whole thing just a smoke-screen for even greater conspiracies planned by the neo-con, facist, GOP, oppressors of the "little man" (and "little woman" too, I presume) so as to gain even more swag for themselves and control the world? Who exactly is: Mrs. Smith, Beatrice, Mrs. Paul, the real leaders of China, the purpose of Monaco, the Masons, and snowboarding as an Olympic sport? Ah, beware the man behind the curtain, says I. Right.
Posted by Tad at February 17, 2006 01:09 PM
Did anyone note that someone actually wrote on the significance of the pink tie that the VP was wearing during his interview with Brit Hume.
I listened closely....and it made NO sense whatsoever.
Posted by Tad at February 17, 2006 06:46 PM
I saw that crap about the pink tie.
Posted by Always On Watch at February 18, 2006 07:19 AM
The thing I find funny is all the folks talking about how he's the VP, he needs to be held to a higher standard.... and they think Clinton walks on water because of that sick mess when he voilated about a dozen laws, willfully.
Posted by Sailorette at February 20, 2006 04:56 PM
