February 11, 2006
G.M. and Woody's Brilliant Conversation
Yesterday, G.M. called me and we had a brilliant conversation. He is still under the influence of pain medicine and I was out of it from being at the office until 4:30 in the morning, having less than three hours of sleep, and yet driving at the time. To the best of my memory, the conversation went something like this:
G.M. : Hey, Woody. I'm out of intensive care. (Then some kind of mumbling.)
Woody : Great, G.M.! How are you feeling? Hey, idiot, get back in your own lane!
G.M. : My family and some friends just left. Thanks for helping me out. You have mmmphhh arranff good job.
Woody : Thanks, everyone has been helping, but we're really missing you. What is he doing? I have the right-of-way. Yeah, we can't really fill in and do the type of posts that you're good at.
G.M. : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oh, oh. Yeah. (Then, something or other.)
Woody : I'll try to do a post when I get home tonight. Wait a minute. My wife's calling. (Some time later.) Hey, sorry. Yeah, I mumble, mumble.
G.M. : Unintelligible
Woody : Huh? Hey, I better let you get some rest. I know you're tired from the visitors and recovery.
G.M. : Yeah, well hrumploan eorjoin tulu.
Woody : Yeah, I got all of that. Have a good rest and I'll try to do a post when I get home.
I hope this has been an informative update. Oh,when I got home, I fell asleep, which is better than driving that way. Anyway, G.M. is recovering nicely and we'll try to get up some more news for you soon. Thanks for your interest and stand by for more.
Posted by Woody at February 11, 2006 05:00 PM | TrackBackOh, good. GM IS in the hospital AND Woody is (if one believes the above) about to go himself...if he survives a car wreck.
Hey, Woody...I know I am a smart ass and the whole world hates smart asses, however, beds are for sleeping...not cars.
OK, now I've hacked you off...but hey, your insurance agent likes me...and maybe tis better to be angry at ol' Tad than a AAA stat.
'Sides, Woody, without you doing all the real work, how will GM look good?
Regards,
Posted by Tad at February 11, 2006 08:10 PM
LOL, oh, Woody - when GM gets home, you'd better run like hell, LOLOLOLOL!
As always, give GM and his family lots of love and hugs from us.
-- R'cat
Posted by Romeocat at February 12, 2006 09:11 AM
See, I knew he was faking.
Posted by Assistant Village Idiot at February 12, 2006 08:33 PM