May 07, 2005
__________________ For President 2008
There is a lot of speculation about who will the Democrats nominate for President in the 2008 elections. Mentioned frequently are John "Do You Know Who I Am" Kerry who is upset with Dick Durban for seemingly being in Hillary's corner. There is Hillary herself. (Who is Hillary?...ed. - Oh, you know, the one that was named for the great mountain climber but the problem is that she was named LONG before he became famous for climbing Everest.)Then there is Wesley Clark a former General who forthrightly stands up for himself, and only himself. There is also even ole OWLGORE, the inventor of the internet. Harry Reid appears in the news as does Howard "The Scream" Dean. In fact, the Dems are so wide open that an "anti-bush" website (and no, I won't give a link) has a choice of bumper stickers for you to choose from.
Evan Bayh is the only person listed who is smooth enough to attract independents or moderates from either side, and the Dem's will need a lot of those no matter who the GOP sends up. Personally, I'd love to see Boxer as the principal nominee with Kerry as her running mate.
LOL
Posted by HB at May 7, 2005 10:32 PM
I really want the Dems to nominate: Pelosi, Kerry, or Boxer. OK, delete Boxer.
1. With Pelosi, you get all that great San Francisco intelligence and compassion...AND a person who literally cannot close her eyes. You've got to admit, nothing like a wide-awake president.
2. With Kerry, I would just be interested to see if he can come up with even wilder war stories...and still refuse to sign Form 180. What a hero! Besides, I really think his charming wife would add so much to the social whirl on international relations.
Gad.
Posted by tad at May 7, 2005 11:27 PM
Pelosi looks just like that bug-eyed girl, Jennifer whats-her-name, from Atlanta that took a Greyhound and skipped out on her marriage. Let's hope she catches the Greyhound to oblivion.
Posted by Woody at May 8, 2005 12:41 PM
Woody has hit on something here . . . What if Jennifer and Nancy ARE the same person! Come on FoxNews . . . get a truck over there and start an investigation!!
Posted by HB at May 8, 2005 06:02 PM
