King of the Blogs

I'm the currently reigning (Notice Ogre, that I know how to spell REIGN?) King of the Blogs, otherwise known as KotB.

In fact, my REIGN has set a record as this is usually a weekly contest and each "King" is limited to a maximum of three wins in a row which establishes that "King's" REIGN as a Dynasty and the "King" gets to put up a sign on their blog like so:

Now my very good friend OGRE over at Ogre's Politics and Views suspects that something nefarious may be going on and I may be plotting to keep the Commissioner of the King of the Blogs occupied so that the Commish can't pay attention to the business of finding a new kingly visage to crown.

Would that I was so Machiavellian. Actually, poor old Niccolo Machiavelli is greatly misunderstood (Misunderestimated too....ed.) and those that castigate Niccolo don't really know their history.

Be that as it may, I would love for Nick Queen, the Commish and others to find a replacement as REIGNING Monarch because as a conservative Republican, this monarchy stuff just isn't my cup of tea. Let alone my cup of coffee, hot apple cider or grog for that matter.

On the other hand, "It's Good To Be The King"