October 02, 2007

"Invasion of the Truthers"
"Plan 38 from Inner Space"

Recently, a friend of mine (Cao of Cao's Blog) received an e-mail from one Paul Revere III, either a nom de internets or someone with a not so small touch of grandiosity. The email:

From: PaulRevere3rd < PaulRevere3rd@yahoo.com >
Date: Oct 2, 2007 2:51 PM
Subject: The truth must go mainstream! Here's a way to help do it...
To: cao (email address omitted)

I urge everyone to begin "mass emailing" 9/11 truth messages now! It's easy to disseminate thousands of emails per day. Here are tips to get you started:

Copy or compose your own 9/11 truth message, including some web addresses (links) to truth sites. Next, spend an hour searching the web to become familiar with the following terms & methods:

Open free email accounts at Yahoo, Gmail, etc. These accounts let you send hundreds of emails a day. (Better yet, open an unlimited number of these
accounts via an "anonymous proxy service" like the free "Tor" network, and/or use several WiFi locations.)

Purchase inexpensive programs called, "email spiders", & "bulk email senders" to quickly accumulate & disburse your own email lists. (Most bulk senders let you deliver messages directly to recipients' in-boxes, bypassing your ISP's mail servers.) You can even buy email lists for about $39 per 1 million addresses.

Alternatively, open an internet account with a bulk-email friendly ISP, either domestic or overseas. Various ones will even execute your mass-email campaign for you, at a price.

I don't care if some people call this "spamming." That's like claiming Paul Revere disturbed the peace when yelling, "The British Are Coming!" Just spread 9/11 truth as if the fate of your family, your nation, & the world depend on you--because they do!!!

Paul Revere III

Now, anyone that is a truther has some serious emotional blocks that they need to take out and clean up, because only an idiot would believe that the United States Government would (or the Joooos according to some) kill 3000 of our own citizens over three different states and

keep the secret

for over 6 years. Hell, the government couldn't even keep the spying on al Qaeda secret let alone a tryst with a thong in the Oval Office. To believe that this government (or any other American Government for that matter) plotted to bring down the Twin Towers, crash Flight 93 in a field in Pennsylvania and punch a huge hole in the Pentagon is to be flirting with madness or Bush Derangement Syndrome at the very least.

Now, I know that the world famous, Nobel Prize winning, metalurgist Rosie O'Donnel has proclaimed that fire can't melt steel but come on folks, this is not bordering on the insane, this is "You are pissing me off insane."

Can you, for one moment, imagine the feelings of the average internets user who finds their e-mail box flooded with "Truther" materials? And Mr. (Ms.?) Revere thinks that this will "HELP" their cause? On second thought, go ahead folks, tick off the majority of Americans with your paranoid delusions, you will do the rest of us a favor and rapidly show your cause to be the cause of the mentally unstable at worst and the highly gullable at best.

I've got an Idea, you could start a self help group with the Flat Earthers and the followers of Erich von Däniken and L. Ron Hubbard. Think of the possibilities:

12 Steps for Conspiracy Theorists

  • 1. We came to believe that we were powerless over our theories, that our lives had become unmanageable and they were absolutely out to get us.
  • 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could be found out if we only could find the proof.
  • 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to publication of the proof (as soon as we find it) of the conspiracy.
  • 4. Made a searching and fearless inventory of all our ideas that George Bush was the head of the "conspiracy."
  • 5. Admitted to to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of how the Towers were brought down with explosives, det cord and other methods that are easily hidden from all the scientific minds of the world, but not from us.
  • 6. Were entirely ready to have Congress remove George Bush from Office.
  • 7. Humbly decided to prove the shortcomings of George Bush and the Neo Cons behind the plot.
  • 8. Made a list of all persons George Bush had harmed, and became willing to testify against him at the World Court at the Hague.
  • 9. Made direct approaches to convince people wherever possible, except when to do so would harm our cause.
  • 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly blamed it on the Neo Cons.
  • 11. Sought through meditation to improve our conscious understanding of the extent of the plot and pray to Gaia for the power to weave magic spells to ward off future plots.
  • 12. Having had a psychic awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other free thinking peoples via spam and other methods to irritate them as often as possible.

    Now, I admit that this will not likely be enough Mr. Revere, so, though I only take new patients that can be helped, I'm willing to make a special cause out of your problem so if you will call my office, I'll treat you for only $350.00 per hour. What a deal!

    Posted by GM Roper at October 2, 2007 08:05 PM
  • Comments

    Heheheh I love it GM...those 12 steps are a good start.

    I don't understand the very human trait to seek out and believe in conspiracy's- I really don't.

    Posted by Raven at October 2, 2007 08:37 PM

    It has to do with excusing the terrorists for 9/11...because as Michael Moore says "there is no terrorist threat". So if that's true, then they couldn't have hit us on 9/11, even though we have movies of the plane(s) flying into the towers.

    These are people completely divorced from reality, as most leftists seem to be.

    Posted by Cao at October 3, 2007 03:04 AM

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