Toss Your Sun Tan Lotion

Today's left-wing attack against the evils of mankind concerns over-use and waste of a vital natural resource, which reduces the amount available to other life forms. What is this limited resource? The Sun. No, really.

Humans are just one of the millions of species on Earth, but we use up almost a quarter of the sun's energy captured by plants - the most of any species.

The human dominance of this natural resource is affecting other species, reducing the amount of energy available to them by almost 10 per cent, scientists report.

...An agriculture professor at the University of Melbourne, Snow Barlow, said the (research) paper showed humans were taking up too much of an important natural resource.

"Here we are, just one species on the earth, and we're grabbing a quarter of the renewable resources … we're probably being a bit greedy."

Close your curtains and throw away your sun tan lotion. Save the Sun's energy for the rest of the world to use what you do not. And, remember, the Sun has a remaining life of only five billion years, so let's be wise to conserve it.

Tomorrow's crisis...we use the Moon too much for romancing. Leftist insanity never ends.

But, tell the left to give mankind credit. We turn off the sun when we go to bed at night, and we'll consider ending daylight savings time so that their hallucination plants get more sun.