March 05, 2007
An UNDERCOVER DNC OPERATIVE?
What if Ann Coulter is an Undercover Operative for the DNC? I mean, has anyone ever considered this? What if her latest bombtoss was designed to get the left in a snit and supportive of John Edwards because he'd been slimed and get the right to apologize for something they had nothing to do with? Can you just imagine what would happen? Oh, wait, it IS happening!
"Hello, Ms. Coulter? This is Howard Dean"
"Yes Mr. Dean, what can I do for you?"
"I have a proposition I'd like you to listen to."
"Mr. Dean, I'm NOT that kind of girl."
"No, not THAT kind of proposition, you are too thin for me, besides, I'm happily married."
"Then what DID you have in mind Mr. Dean?
"Well, this may sound "odd" but what about doing some work for the DNC?"
"WHAT You've got to be kidding, I'm a REPUBLICAN and CONSERVATIVE, why on earth would I want to work for the DNC?"
"Hear me out. We have access to all of Soros's millions and Edwards Millions and Kerry's wifes millions and we could be very nice to you with that kind of dough."
"Did you say M.I.L.L.I.O.N.S.?"
"Why, yes, I did, and it would be very easy work... only a word or two interjected into your usual banter at the conservative get together next week."
"OK, I'll bite, what do you want me to do?"
"Well, it looks like Shrillary, I mean Hillary or maybe even Obama is off to take the nomination and we want a real populist to have a shot, John Edwards."
"And?"
"Well, we were thinking if you call Edwards a name, it would rouse our base, give Edwards a chance and allow him to claim "victimhood" and maybe raise some "Coulter Cash" and that way make for a real race in the Democratic primarys."
"Hmmmm."
"I mean, it's not like any Democrat has a real chance against Giuliani, and this way, at least we won't look as bad as when Kerry got the nomination."
"Hmmmm. You did say MILLIONS didn't you?"
"Yes, and all you would have to do is call Edwards a ohhhh, say a "wimp" or even better, how about a "Faggot?"
"Well, that doesn't sound too hard. You did say millions didn't you?"
"Yes, I did and think of all the added publicity it will garner you, why, you'd be doing the Republicans a service by having a bunch of Republicans apologize for your behavior, another bunch defending your right of free speech. Why, the possibilities for you are endless."
"Well, let me think about it..... OK, I'll do it, but just this once you hear me?"
"Loud and clear, and I promise, just this once."
"OK, but you have to do me a favor too."
"What's that?"
"The very next weekend, you have to get Hillary to go to Selma and put on a fake Southern Black accent."
"No problem, that is the kind of thing she'd do anyway. Piece of cake."
"Great, and you did say millions didn't you?"
"Trust me on this."
A tip O' The GM Derby 
to Wuzzadem for the concept!
There we have it...all an act. LOL...played out by the best actors and actresses in politics today.
I'm glad they don't ask me for my opinions. Gee whiz.
I might sound similar to Ann I will admit. But my comments would be for the CPAC itself...and the GOP.
LOL
Posted by Raven at March 6, 2007 04:15 AM
Sadly, it's all too possible that this scenario actually could have happened.
Posted by Ogre at March 6, 2007 09:32 AM
Yeahhhhhhhhgh!
Posted by Cappy at March 6, 2007 11:17 AM
Sadly, it's all too possible that this scenario actually could have happened.
Of course it could happen! All that is necessary is to convince enough Conservatives and Republicans to buy into the liberal PC groupthink that free speech is just for liberals, not Conservatives and viola!
Conservatives MUST adhere to the progressive, tolerant ideology that espouses diversity,
The homosexual agenda is off limits and if we don't accept that, the libs will marginalize and divide us.
The GOP is so screwed it's not funny!
The irony is that Coulter’s sin was her poor attempt at a joke on political correctness gone mad.
It went over alot of heads!
Posted by loboinok at March 6, 2007 03:22 PM
The irony is that Coulter’s sin was her poor attempt at a joke on political correctness gone mad.
It went over a lot of heads!---loboinok
Ummm, now that is an 'interesting' analysis of what other less 'advanced' types have called a boorish, unprovoked, meltdown by a malicious, and mean-spirited propagandist. A TYPICAL meltdown if truth be told.
Now it seems the reality is that Ann Coulter is just too darn sophisticated and nuanced for us here rubes.
Who would've thunk it ? You really do learn something new everyday, it appears.
Posted by dougf at March 6, 2007 04:29 PM
Would now be a good time to ask Ann to explain the Adam's apple?
Posted by jim hitchcock at March 6, 2007 06:47 PM
Not at all out of the realm of possibility... Can you pass me the tin foil please??
LMAO... Yeah, I bet this is exactly how it went down... UhHuh... Word for word...
Posted by TexasFred at March 6, 2007 10:25 PM
I love it! (But I can't imagine her giving HoDe the time of day.)
Posted by Jeremayakovka at March 7, 2007 11:05 AM
