The Oscar Goes to...Al Gore!

"An Inconvenient Truth," Al Gore's film on the perils of global warming, scored two Oscar nominations Tuesday for best documentary feature science fiction and best original song comedy.

It's a clear choice. Al Gore flies a carbon spewing jet to L.A. and rides in a 5 MPG limousine just so that he can walk fifty feet on the red carpet. Knowing liberal Hollywood, Gore is a shoe-in to win, which only means that we'll get to listen to a ten minute acceptance speech on man-bear-pig or something as real.