January 13, 2007
Alabama Criminal Apprehended
We can all rest safer now that this sneaky criminal has been apprehended.
Hard up for cash, Daniel Brown donned a ski mask and jacket, armed himself with a handle from a hydraulic floor jack and made the 10-foot hike next door to his grandfather's home at about 1:30 p.m. Tuesday, said Detective Kyle Wilson."There's a woman that lives there with his grandpa. He said, 'Sit down, Bernice.' Then he goes to his grandpa's room and he says, 'This is a robbery, I need your money, and I mean it, Pa-Paw,' " Wilson said.
Walter Brown was lying in bed, Wilson said.
"So he grabs Pa-Paw's britches off the chair. The wallet was in there. He got out to the kitchen, which is in the next room, and his Pa-Paw tackled him. There was a scuffle, and he hit his Pa-Paw in the head with the handle," Wilson said.
While Walter Brown picked up the phone to call 911, Daniel Brown went back to his own home, leaving a trail — the pants, billfold, $5 and the handle — between the two houses.
How did they ever recognize him behind that ski mask? Surely, he had to be originally from Mississippi or Arkansas.
Posted by Woody M. at January 13, 2007 05:50 PM | TrackBackSurely this was submitted to the 'world most stupid criminals' show.
Posted by Scrapiron at January 14, 2007 05:42 PM