November 08, 2006
Jim's Predictions
My friend, and commenter Jim Hitchcock posted the following comment at Marc Coopers bloog. I found it so damn funny, I had to steal it. Jim, if you object I'll take it down... but folks, honestly, this is good!
My predictions (Democratic):Hillary Clinton hires James Carville, but is soon forced to fire him when, during an argument, Carville calls Hillary `an ignorant slut’. Al Gore hires Bob Schrum and relearns how to sleep after six years of manic wakefulness. Unfortunately, this occurs mostly during strategy sessions. Dennis Kucinich hires a new hairdresser, and is cast as a regular in the new season of `Lost’. John Kerry buys a bong from Tommy Chong, and wisely decides to sit this one out. Russ Feingold, in a stunningly bold move, hires the California Cheese people, and goes on to sweep the primaries
Feingold running for Prez? OMG... pass the smelling salts.
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Comments
Jim makes some pretty good predictions there, funny and smart too. I hope for everyone's sake that they never come true.
Posted by James Goodman at November 9, 2006 11:57 AM
Hey, thanks, GM!
I was going to post it over here, too, but was unsure on the law against self-plagiarism.
Posted by jim hitchcock at November 9, 2006 02:52 PM
