You Might Be a Liberal If....

Here's a take-off on Jeff Foxworthy's skit, but renamed "You might be a liberal if...."

If you thought the Stars and Stripes was the enemy flag... ...you might be a liberal.

If you have more than five bumper stickers on your car... ...you might be a liberal.

If you think that hatred is inexcusable ? unless it's directed at President Bush... ...you might be a liberal.

If you have mistaken a government agency for your bank... ...you might be a liberal.

If you think you're better than everyone else but that no one should ever be allowed to win at anything... ...you might be a liberal.

If you think that everyone should be allowed to express themselves ? but only as long as they agree with you... ...you might be a liberal.

If you have mistaken the professional arts for a political platform... ...you might be a liberal.

Pretty funny, and that's only part of the list. You can find the complete list in an article titled "You Might Be A Liberal If... What liberals look like through one conservative's sense of humor" at Democracy Means You, which, interestingly, is a liberal site. At least one liberal has a sense of humor...but, oh, wait. The writer turned out to be a conservative friend of a liberal on the site. I knew it was too good to be true.