January 06, 2006

ÆSOP Revisited

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake. One day, the bunny was hopping through theforest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact,Idon't even know what I am."

"It's quite okay," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you'recovered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny."

"Oh thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped me."

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're scaly and very smooth, you have a forked tongue, and no backbone. I'd say you must be either a lawyer, a journalist or a Democrat."

With apologies and a tip of the GM Chapeaux to Patty at This, That and Frog Hair

Posted by GM Roper at January 6, 2006 07:11 AM | TrackBack
Comments

and this, boys and girls, ain't no fairy tale!

Grin.

GM must be absolutely maddening to the Lefties that read his blog.

Grin, again.

Posted by tad at January 6, 2006 06:29 PM

Your ending is much better than mine. I must edit. lol

Posted by Patty Aka Redneck Granny at January 6, 2006 07:40 PM





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