Space Aliens Inhabit Bodies of Democrats: No Sign of Intelligent Life

Yes, it seems to be true. Space aliens have taken over the bodies of prominent Democrats. They are working to take over our country by destroying our military and will to fight. If you believe them, we have no hope and you must make them masters of your life. They will subject vast segments of society by gradually making them dependent for basic needs and security--for the price of their freedoms. They will force them to give up their weapons. Those who resist and strive to remain self-sufficient will be drained financially with exorbitant taxes--even those who are dead will be taxed again, but they will still count their votes. The plot is sinister, but their plans constantly fail. There is a reason.

These aliens were thought to represent intelligent life from another world, but so far there have been no signs of intelligence coming forth from these Democratic look-alikes. They have no concept of history and have failed to learn anything from previous elections. They continually criticize those in current power but offer no original ideas for alternatives--thus, unhappy voters see no reason to change to them. The alien "solutions" have been seen before and the consequences have recked havoc on the populace. In fact, Jimmy Carter, an alien, tried to destroy our nation before being shot-down by a Ronald Ray-gun.

The aliens claim that quitting a war brings peace, but they give hope to the enemy and end up with more deaths in the battlefield and with the citizens. They claim that higher taxes and more money spent on the poor will make everyone equal and end poverty--yet, trillions of dollars later there is just as much poverty as before. They want to cripple the economic engine that drives our free enterprise system to "save the earth," but their proof of global disaster is manipulated and their allies are competing and envious nations. They say that they want free speech but they limit debates with political correctness and bans on "hate speech" that they define. They spread propaganda through school programs put in place eighty years ago and that are beginning to bear fruit with school officials who discourage individual thought and classes that won't teach our nation's founding. After school, adult indoctrination continues through some sinister device that goes under the code name MSM.

Alien Leader Planning to Go to New
Hampshire and South Carolina and
Arizona and North Dakota....

Yet, it's possible that they came from Bizarro World where everything is backwards. They say we should quit when they mean that we should fight and win. They say that the President lies when they mean that he is honest. They say that they care "for the children" when they care for themselves. It's possible--but unlikely. Well, maybe that last example is true.

Be aware of these aliens and don't give them power to control you or our nation. Analyze what they say and watch what they do. Question their motives and watch for tell-tale signs such as anger or evading your points, as this is common to the alien Democrats. The consequences of following them lead to ruin. But, we can avoid the bad fates that their kind have created in other lands--like France.

I hope that we can end their attempt to capture our minds and bodies before they can perform the well-documented and unpleasant anal probes of their victims. However, I already feel like they have stuck it to me in the end. Spread the word--and keep your pants on.

NOTE FROM GM: I have taken an extraordinary step in the comments section of this entry and removed a number of comments wherein a troll or several trolls have asked Woody to defend his allegations. People, this was a humor section and it is MY BLOG and I have invited Woody to be a part of that effort. Woody has surpassed expectations as a blogger. He is intelligent, kind and up front. I will no longer tolerate those trolls whose only purpose is to drive traffic to their blog or to tie up this blog in interminable argument for the sake of argument. The posts are not gone, I'm just storing them in a different place. If the socalled authors of those comments wish, they can e-mail me an apology, Woody an apology and post a comment apologizing to the other commenters and readers. Then, and only then will I return their comments to the comment section.