December 01, 2005

Space Aliens Inhabit Bodies of Democrats: No Sign of Intelligent Life

Yes, it seems to be true. Space aliens have taken over the bodies of prominent Democrats. They are working to take over our country by destroying our military and will to fight. If you believe them, we have no hope and you must make them masters of your life. They will subject vast segments of society by gradually making them dependent for basic needs and security--for the price of their freedoms. They will force them to give up their weapons. Those who resist and strive to remain self-sufficient will be drained financially with exorbitant taxes--even those who are dead will be taxed again, but they will still count their votes. The plot is sinister, but their plans constantly fail. There is a reason.

These aliens were thought to represent intelligent life from another world, but so far there have been no signs of intelligence coming forth from these Democratic look-alikes. They have no concept of history and have failed to learn anything from previous elections. They continually criticize those in current power but offer no original ideas for alternatives--thus, unhappy voters see no reason to change to them. The alien "solutions" have been seen before and the consequences have recked havoc on the populace. In fact, Jimmy Carter, an alien, tried to destroy our nation before being shot-down by a Ronald Ray-gun.

The aliens claim that quitting a war brings peace, but they give hope to the enemy and end up with more deaths in the battlefield and with the citizens. They claim that higher taxes and more money spent on the poor will make everyone equal and end poverty--yet, trillions of dollars later there is just as much poverty as before. They want to cripple the economic engine that drives our free enterprise system to "save the earth," but their proof of global disaster is manipulated and their allies are competing and envious nations. They say that they want free speech but they limit debates with political correctness and bans on "hate speech" that they define. They spread propaganda through school programs put in place eighty years ago and that are beginning to bear fruit with school officials who discourage individual thought and classes that won't teach our nation's founding. After school, adult indoctrination continues through some sinister device that goes under the code name MSM.

Alien Dean.jpg
Alien Leader Planning to Go to New
Hampshire and South Carolina and
Arizona and North Dakota....

Yet, it's possible that they came from Bizarro World where everything is backwards. They say we should quit when they mean that we should fight and win. They say that the President lies when they mean that he is honest. They say that they care "for the children" when they care for themselves. It's possible--but unlikely. Well, maybe that last example is true.

Be aware of these aliens and don't give them power to control you or our nation. Analyze what they say and watch what they do. Question their motives and watch for tell-tale signs such as anger or evading your points, as this is common to the alien Democrats. The consequences of following them lead to ruin. But, we can avoid the bad fates that their kind have created in other lands--like France.

I hope that we can end their attempt to capture our minds and bodies before they can perform the well-documented and unpleasant anal probes of their victims. However, I already feel like they have stuck it to me in the end. Spread the word--and keep your pants on.

NOTE FROM GM: I have taken an extraordinary step in the comments section of this entry and removed a number of comments wherein a troll or several trolls have asked Woody to defend his allegations. People, this was a humor section and it is MY BLOG and I have invited Woody to be a part of that effort. Woody has surpassed expectations as a blogger. He is intelligent, kind and up front. I will no longer tolerate those trolls whose only purpose is to drive traffic to their blog or to tie up this blog in interminable argument for the sake of argument. The posts are not gone, I'm just storing them in a different place. If the socalled authors of those comments wish, they can e-mail me an apology, Woody an apology and post a comment apologizing to the other commenters and readers. Then, and only then will I return their comments to the comment section.

Posted by GM Roper at December 1, 2005 12:00 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Spread the word--and keep your pants on.--Woody

Now that's comedy !!

Posted by dougf at November 30, 2005 11:43 PM

Haven't you ever thought about Al Gore seeming a little too robotic? Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

Posted by Woody at November 30, 2005 11:54 PM

Woody, since you say you've been probed, then how do I know whether you've actually been taken over by an alien? How do I know if you're telling the truth as to how to detect them? How do I know if others are taken over by aliens, especially since they won't be so likely to slip up and give away a vital clue? Or maybe you didn't slip up, maybe you confessed to anal probing to trick me. How do I know if I've been taken over by aliens? Why should you trust anything I say? Why should anybody trust anybody? Why should I trust anything I say or do?...

Quick! It's time I take out Ocham's Razor and start shaving. Ah, that's better, maybe this behavior isn't because of space aliens...maybe it's just a social disease...or maybe it's their "doing what just comes naturally". Whoops, that's even scarier than space aliens. I give up...

Posted by civil truth at December 1, 2005 01:56 AM

CT: A quick and important clarification: I have not been "probed" by aliens. I was simply warning that this is a procedure many beamed up people have described. Probing may be nothing more than a ritual in defiance of marriage, which they are trying to re-define.

One quick test of the aliens is to say that you really believe that Bush beat Al Gore fair and square. If the "person" breaks into a rage, then you know that they can't be trusted. If they nod approvingly, they're okay--because the aliens cannot bring themselves to do that, no matter what. It's like calling someone a redneck. If they are not, they laugh. If they are, they get mad. Same principle.

Today, Al Franken is doing his radio show and book signing from Atlanta and has Jimmy Carter as a guest. With their adoring robotic fans, it should look like the 1978 movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"-- http://imdb.com/title/tt0077745/ . Now, I'm worried about falling asleep.

Posted by Woody at December 1, 2005 10:52 AM

Be aware of these aliens...
Have you ever noticed that Alan Colmes looksl like an alien? Not that he's a prominent Democrat; rather, he serves as a foil to Sean Hannity.

Posted by Always On Watch at December 2, 2005 10:36 PM

Oh yeah, I'm a Democrat in disguise--one who has finally seen the light.

Noah, as a liberal once (falsely) accused me when I pointed out his reactions and as is likely applicable to you--"You're projecting." I certainly don't get angry in these discussions and I have no need to avoid defending my points, as I'm confident of my positions. If anything, I'm laughing at the responses.

I will admit to getting tired of the left refusing to accept points simply because the facts, well documented facts, come from conservative sources or when the left won't accept generally accepted information claiming that they want more and more documentation. They can wear to you out unnecessarily and faster than an insurance company trying to avoid paying a claim.

Posted by G M Roper at December 3, 2005 02:17 PM





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