Another Etiquette Tip for the Left

As we continue our series to raise the social and decency standards for our friends on the left, here is a quick lesson:

Pick Your Nose Inconspicuously

This article provides detailed steps on the subject, along with these points of advice:

• NEVER perform a visual examination on whatever it is you have extracted from your nose! This is most amateurish and is one of the most common ways of getting caught.

• Post-operative protocol requires immediate and thorough hand-washing.

...and, this:

Remember, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!

Might I add this illustrated advice:

So, if I ever hesitate to shake hands with a liberal, it's not because I'm rude but it's because I know where his fingers have been. Cultured people don't have to pick their noses.