October 28, 2005
The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale!
Once upon a time, in a land far away a Prince asked A Princess the age old question: "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "NO WAY!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after. He went fishing, hunting, played golf, watched TV a lot and drank beer and belched loudly whenever he wanted.
THE END
Posted by GM Roper at October 28, 2005 07:23 AM | TrackBackYour prince sounds exactly like my prince....except he gave me the ring!
Posted by Maggie at October 28, 2005 12:30 PM
Male chauvinist pigs take one giant step forward!!! LOL
Boy are you asking for trouble at home!!
Posted by Doug Roper at October 28, 2005 04:12 PM
Next sentence:
He found himself a good woman, who fixed his meals, cleaned up after him, and raised their five children until the day she rode off with a handsome, mysterious stranger on horseback, leaving the kids behind.
This should be fun. Anyone care to contribute the next sentence?
Posted by civil truth at October 28, 2005 06:08 PM
Ever wondered why the 'left' seemingly has no ideas and is fixated on 'display'and appearances. Well wonder no more.
Sorry for the OT posting but this article was pretty interesting. It appears that it is not merely fascist warmongers who feel that the modern 'left' has well and truly left the rails. At last a voice of sanity,and a useful critique of a "common enemy".
Posted by dougf at October 29, 2005 10:28 AM
OK, Civil Truth....I'd love to play but don't want to eat up bandwidth without permission. So I'll make it quick.
Next sentence:
He followed them into a bar and said, "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille......"
Posted by Maggie at October 29, 2005 07:50 PM
Bad daddy....BAD, BAD daddy!
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Au Contraire, I was/am a rather GOOD daddy!
Posted by Jennifer at October 29, 2005 09:18 PM
Ok...fine. Good daddy with a ROTTEN, CORNY sense of humor.
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That's better!!!
;-)
Posted by Jennifer at October 30, 2005 12:52 AM
I think there's a country song with lyrics like "My wife ran off with my best friend, and I'm going to miss him."
Posted by Woody at October 30, 2005 01:33 PM