September 05, 2005
New Modes Of Transportation
Given the gasoline crunch, may I recommend the following mode of transportation? It uses only grass and a little effort to kick start it. I would however recommend a rear mounted basket for the exhaust.
The New ~ COWASAKI
Maybe someone can photoshop this to show what it would look like after emissions control devices are hooked up. Many already say that it's methane from cows that create global warming. Save the Earth!
Posted by Woody at September 5, 2005 10:14 AM
I actually heard a report on NPR about 20 years ago where scientists had theorized of an earlier incident of global warming caused by...dinosaur flatulence. True story.
Posted by jim hitchcock at September 5, 2005 11:12 AM
I shudder at the thought of what monstrosity will result after the EPA and OSHA and other government agencies get finished with their regulations concerning the New Cowasaki. You'll be lucky to get 25 miles to the bale!
I am reminded of the old definition of a camel: a horse designed by a committee.
Posted by civil truth at September 5, 2005 02:31 PM
Shouldn't he be wearing a helmet and do the horns work?
Posted by Woody at September 5, 2005 03:11 PM
CT, Woody, here I am doing a public service and you guys are being humorous. Sheesh, try to be a good citizen and see what happens!
Posted by GM at September 5, 2005 03:42 PM
G.M., I know that you're trying to get support at the grass roots level to get this mooving, but maybe you're trying to milk it too much. Maybe it's time to put this idea out to pasture before people start to get a beef and call this udderly rediculous. You're appealing to a herd mentality.
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Notice that I had to correct your html codes.... Sometimes I think I pay you too much!!!!
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Posted by Woody at September 5, 2005 04:34 PM
Woody, that was sick. Funny as all get out but sick! And on that note, I'll be mooving right along!
Posted by GM at September 5, 2005 05:00 PM
GM, in an earlier life, did you have the the Gateway advertising account?
Seriously, do you realize that if PETA catches wind of this, you may wake up some morning with the head of your pet zucchini in your bedroom...
(I know, I know, if they have a problem, they should move upwind, right. But how can you argue this with someone who doesn't have any scents!)
Posted by civil truth at September 5, 2005 05:43 PM
CT, what ever you and Woody are drinking.............................................................................................Can I have some?
Posted by gmroper at September 5, 2005 07:29 PM
Not a bad idea. Our local Third World Countyâ„¢ chapter of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) would support this thing.
Posted by David at September 6, 2005 05:08 PM
I think Americans should take a serious look at this, because this is what our autos look like to the rest of the world.
Posted by Carlos Hall at January 23, 2006 06:23 AM