Well, you can start by forking over 25% of all that advertising revenue generated last week. I never did get any chicks.

Woody
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Follow up:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS NO ADVERTISING REVENUE? How am I going to pay for all the expensive prizes that WE gave away? I clicked on that "Llama" link at the bottom of your site and listened to that crazy song at least fifty times thinking that we were getting a dollar each time! It's worse than that Numa Numa song -- http://tinyurl.com/6r9h8 (Warning if you go there: Just move the pop-up window to the side without clicking on it.)

Well, even though I didn't receive fame or fortune, I was happy to help a friend. More importantly, thank your loyal readers who kept coming back and making comments to keep the site active. They did most of the work and made my job easier. (For the readers, does this back up the saying that "No good deed goes unpunished."? )

Anyway, GM, I'm glad you're back and hope you had a relaxing trip.

Woody

Posted by Woody at May 23, 2005 09:27 AM

Welcome back!

Posted by BronxPundit at May 23, 2005 09:56 AM

Dear GM:

My name is Dewey Stinck, from the law firm Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. We represent the interests of Woody who claims a sizeable amount of cash or negotiable bonds, including any money you might have stuffed away in your mattress for you children's college fund, as recompense for his standing in the corner while YOU, sir, were gala-vanting around in the Caribbean.

I trust you will work this out with our client or it may be required to haul your buttocks in to the courtroom. Besides, considering our cut in this deal, we could use the extra income to, uh, send our kids to college.

Sincerely yours,

Dewey Stinck
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Dear Dewey:

I think we're out of luck. Apparently, GM took all the money that he's been making from this site and placed it in off-shore banks in various principalities in the Carribean--safely hidden from the IRS and everyone else--which now seems to be the whole purpose of his trip. While legal strategies may not work, perhaps we could blackmail him by threatening to expose that a relative of his is a liberal. What do you think?

Woody

Posted by Mustang at May 23, 2005 11:05 AM

Hiya, GM...glad you enjoyed your vacation!

Woody done real good, and the only rule he set was that no one could say anything derogatory about the Red Sox.

So, without further ado, the Red Sox....

Posted by jim hitchcock at May 23, 2005 01:33 PM

It's great to see kindness between bloggers. I hope that you had a great trip and will be back with good posts. Nice job to both of you.

Posted by The Complimenting Commenter at May 23, 2005 02:22 PM

Dewey Stinck, Esq.
Dewey, Cheatem and Howe Law Firm
Mustang Ranch, Nevada

Dear Mr. Stinck:
Odd that you would attempt to extort funds from my patient who I sent on a curative trip to the islands of Jamaica, BWI and Cozumel, Mexico. I think that your attempts to extort funds is a very nasty thing for you to do. First, my patient did not go gala-vanting anywhere, he RELAXED. Gala is defined as "Marked by lavish or festive celebration" and vanting is the active form of Vant, an old french term meaning Vaunt in the King's English and defined as "Speech of extravagant self-praise." In neither case does the term fit the activity. So, without further ado, I bid you fare-well.

Frank N. Stein, M.D.
Physician to the Blogosphere

Posted by FNS, MD at May 23, 2005 03:08 PM

TONIGHT is RUSH LIMBAUGH night at Turner Field for the Braves - Mets game. Rush will compete with other celebrities before the game in a closet to the pin chipping contest in center field. He should do fine because the competing liberals will likely jerk their shots to the left. Now, this is something that you won't see at Yankee Stadium or Fenway Park. (I hope that they don't leave the golf flag up during the game.)

Posted by Woody at May 23, 2005 04:21 PM

And...how exactly does Monsieur Limbaugh locate the ball while swinging? Some form of echo location?

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Why Jim, I thought you knew that "liberals" used echo-location. After all, they are the political MoonBATS.... :-)
GMR
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GM, Limbaugh could see his feet by downing a bunch of diet pills before the contest. He's doing a live broadcast now and just mentioned that he has never been to Fenway. Don't the Red Sox know that they could pack the stadium if they invited Rush there?

Woody

Posted by jim hitchcock at May 23, 2005 04:36 PM

Am I going crazy or Pedro Martinez's pitching arm has atrophied.

Posted by BronxPundit at May 23, 2005 06:12 PM

Yes it is, BP...but don't worry, you still have Ishii.

Posted by jim hitchcock at May 23, 2005 08:24 PM