Stink-Stank-Stunk

Tish of the World of Tish has performed a public service in describing the three levels of stink. She begins:

"Maybe you aren't aware of the new federal regulations regarding foul odors. I think the legislation was sandwiched between a new tax on liposuction and cosmetic surgery, but I feel it is my civic duty to enlighten everyone to the new offensive aroma guidelines."

"We here at the Anti-Stank foundation hope that this information will assist you in making responsible decisions when it comes to exposing yourself or loved ones to potential life threatening aromas."

Thanks Tish for your public service.