March 14, 2005
KING OF THE BLOGS
Hello to all my adoring fans out there (all three of you) and to the many other regular readers as well. I'm running for "KING OF THE BLOGS" and I need your VOTE so go HERE and vote (look slightly down on the left side margin). If you have access to a number of computers with different IP addresses, vote more than once, and don't worry, Democrats have been doing it for years. If you know any Dead People get them to vote too. If you don't know how to get dead people to the polls, send an email to Richard M. "TrickyDick" Daley-Mayor@Chi-Town.org. The Daley's have been doing it almost daily for decades and I'm sure Hizzoner would be willing to share the secrets of Dead Men Voting.
Currently, his Royal Majesty, Cling of the Blogs (well, he has had it for several weeks now) is American Warmonger, ahhh, but me, I'm a descendent (in thought if not in biology) of Machiavelli and I'm plotting His Royal Majesty's overthrow to become the new King Of The Blogs. In fact, i deserve the title if for no other reason than I'm the third George in my family and that would make me...... Tadaaaaaa (drum roll please Maestro) George The Third (King George III) Nice ring to it don't you think. Although, I think some other King may have had the same name....
This contest was started a couple of years ago by the redoubtable Nick Queen of Patriot Paradox, he of the mighty vision, he of the terrible insight, he of the hearty heartburn.
This contest is all in fun, with good natured ribbing and delightful prose - if written by me. If not, its merely prosaic prose precisely if not politely pundited. So Vote for ME, GEORGE III the new and future King, for if you don't, the fleas of a million camels or some other such grungy mammal will infest your armpits.
UPDATE: The magnificent judges include: The brilliant MRober at Ogres Politics and Views and the charming Songstress7 of News from The Great Beyond and last, but definately not least the terrific Peitro from The Smarter Cop
Posted by GM Roper at March 14, 2005 10:32 PM | TrackBack"So Vote for ME, GEORGE III the new and future King, for if you don't, the fleas of a million camels or some other such grungy mammal will infest your armpits."--GM
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I see that you have,at the minimum,taken Niccolo's essential advice to heart,namely that "one should wish to be both, but, because it is difficult to unite them in one person,(it) is much safer to be feared than loved, when, of the two, either must be dispensed with."
Long Live The King !!
Posted by dougf at March 15, 2005 07:55 AM
In garnering the vote, you've sadly overlooked the homeless, convicted felons, and people who profess dual citizenship -- the numbers of which are staggering and could easily make the difference between a win, and a loss. Speaking of dual citizenship, I always thought that when you "swore allegiance" to the USA, you renounced all other loyalties. Swearing allegiance must have a different meaning these days than in the past. I assume, under dual citizenship, people can also vote in a number of different states. Think about it . . . the potential here is unlimited.
Posted by HB at March 15, 2005 02:21 PM
