April 08, 2006
Love Lust and Marriage
Love: When you take a bubble bath together
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two
Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"
Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . to go
Love: Giving your love some candy
Lust: Thinking you are the candy
Marriage: Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet
Love: Sex every night
Lust: Sex 5 times a night
Marriage: What's sex?
Love: A night out at the symphony
Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn
Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice
Love: French perfume
Lust: Brut aftershave
Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."
Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm . . ."
Marriage: Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets
Love: Long drives through the countryside
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat
Cheerfully stolen from BIGDADGIB
Before you posted this, you should have got permission from the poor guy I stole it from.....
hehehe
I'm happy to share.
Yours in Christ, Gilbert
Posted by BigDadGib at April 9, 2006 12:16 AM
LOL! Funny stuff!
Posted by Ben USN (Ret) at April 9, 2006 12:20 AM
This is very similar to "lectures" some young lads would get from First Sergeants. No, I never got it, but I did overhear it.
"Son, you're not in love....you're in lust." And it went of from there.
Posted by tad at April 9, 2006 10:02 AM
Damn men..they ruin everything once they marry us.
Posted by Raven at April 10, 2006 05:40 AM
