There is this dude called Mookie al-Sadsack, whoops, silly me, his name is Muqtada al-Sadr who runs something called the Mahdi Army.  Well, when he's not hiding in Iran he's running it.  Well, maybe not running it, but he started it. 

He's a dimwitted looking dude too with really bad teeth, kinda reminds me of a bully I once knew but with whiskers.

At any rate, Mookie as he is known to the terrorist set has a really bad case of body odor, perhaps it emanates from his teethies, perhaps because he doesn't bathe very often, or perhaps because I'm lying and he smells like linen dried in sunshine.  At any rate, there have been several occasions when Mookie has attempted to influence the government of Iraq and made a really bad show of it.  Once, he thought he had enough strength to take on the American Military and the burgeoning Iraqi Military but got his ass kicked and ended up telling his "army" to stand down and he fled to Iran. 

More recently, he declared a moratorium on fighting (mostly so his dudes and dudettes wouldn't get their asses kicked so bad but now the moratorium seems to be about up and the so called penis worshiping Mahdi Army is trying to take over again in Basra and other localities.

Penis worshiping you say?

Absolutely says I.  Take a look at this photo and tell me that this dude is not stroking his penis substitute with glee.

Notice how his finger on his right hand is gently stroking the scrotum of the thing?  I mean, after all.  Dudes like this islamofascist aren't about taking back their country from the evil Americans and Brits, They aren't about religion, but they are about religious idiocy.  They have come to believe that their cause is blessed by Allah.  Of course, the ones fighting back against them also think their cause is equally blessed by Allah, and perhaps they are BOTH right, cause Allah sure seems like a two faced dude to me so maybe he is pulling for both sides.  At any rate, the above dude isn't the only one with a penis fixation.  Take a look at this fellow and his friends:

Now, I think that these dudes (or, is that really spelled duds?) have got something going here.  According to the AP they are taking their positions to engage in a firefight (don't see any hoses or extinguishers though).  yet, there they are standing out in the middle of the street just like they had nothing better to do on a Saturday morning but pop a few caps.  But obviously the AP photographer wouldn't stage a photo shot would he?  Nah, take a look at three of the same four duds are in position to take out the enema's, I mean the enemies.  Take a look here and see if you can tell what's wrong with this picture.  See it?

The middle dude is about to get toasted when the guy with the RPG (Rocket Propelled Grenade) lets loose.  Of course, it should be obvious that right in front of these silly boys that there is a truck in the way and if that grenade explodes on the truck, then they are ALL toast, if not shish-ka-bob!  But again, as you can see from the way they are holding their weapons, that this is all about penis envy and wishing that they had more than just little dicks.  After all, it is the craving for bigger manhood that causes these pathetic wannabees to carry such big guns.  I mean, if none of them have an inkling that the two dudes (or maybe dudettes in drag) are about to be roasted then how effective can they be? 

Now, the next two fellows are really only one fellow and the accompanying info said that they were both getting ready to "engage" the evil Iraqi Army.  Seems to me that the photographer couldn't find enough volunteers so he had to use the one he had and take him to different parts of the playground.  Take a Look and tell me what YOU think! because I think it is the same guy in a different location and that if he is firing, the other folk in the picture seem to be damn disinterested.

This him again?  Yeah, I think so don't you? And I'd have to say that he is NOT in a firefight as indicated by the narrative cause if he is, then the dude behind him is sure nonchalant or is just a friggin statue.

It should be obvious that all these islamofascists are ashamed of the size of their dicks, why else would you see them all holding up big guns, hell even Osama bin Lonesome can't be seen on a video without an AK-47 in the hands or in the background.  What a sorry bunch of pecker-woods these folk be.

So, let us recap:  we have a bunch of Mahdi Army types who seem to A) enjoy stroking their penis substitutes; B) move from place to place to pose for the AP photographer; C) stand right behind a RPG where they will for sure get toasted and D) can't be seen in public without their big dicks showing.  Of course, that means that they have to hide their little dicks too. 

I suspect that their mommies cut them off when they were little so as adults, they get even by taking it out on women.  Of course, I could be wrong about all of this, but I don't think so.  Do you?

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