Don'cha just love spam.  I mean, the spammers get so creative.  In at least 200 British National Lottery Drawings in the last 3 months, I must have won at least 30 Trillion British Pounds Sterling.  That, and there are more unscrupulous bankers in the world just dying to share with me the deposits of Sir Mallory Whatever who died, along with his entire family, in an airplane crash in ...

That, and the guy who keeps writing Dear Beloved... and says that my cashiers cheque is about to expire.  And, of course, that doesn't hold a candle to the sexpots that were just online and chatted with me but don't remember my name.  But the most stupid one of all is the one that came in just a few minutes ago: 

Dear Gift Recipient:

Shipping Address Not On File

We are attempting to contact you about a $500 Southwest Gift Card.

Input your email address here so we can retrieve your order. (Note, link disabled)

Thank you,
Barbara Carson
Card Services

Dear Barbara Carson.  If you need my email address, how did you manage to send me an email telling me you needed my email address? 

Sincerely yours,

Sir Geoffery Chaucer, Director Bank of Burkina Faso and the Chairman of the British National Lottery.

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