Dear Mr. Obama:

We here at the Messiah Bus Company of Chicago understand how difficult it has been for you in recent days.  First, there was the controversy over the rather absurd comments from the right wing zealots regarding Chicago's own Reverend Wright.  Trinity United Church of Christ was built by this fine man, but since you were running for president, we understood the need to separate yourself from him.

Your wife, Michele Obama's comments about finally being proud didn't help either.  Then comes our favorite Catholic Priest Rev. Michael and the right wingers went nuts over what we considered a very sensible sermon.  Again, we understand that as a candidate for the Presidency of these United States you had to distance yourself from him as well.  That also meant that there was a greater chance of you having to disassociate yourself from TUCC and we understand that.

Then, of course there is the issue of your grandmother, your crazy uncle in the attic and now comes that scoundrel Jim Lynch writing in "bRight & Early" a really nasty post with a photoshopped picture of a bus with all your friends and relations "under the bus" so to speak. To show you what we mean, we show this disgusting picture.

Well, of course the picture shows Mr. Ayers and Ms. Dohrn as the next folk you may have to distance yourself from and we thing that that is a despicable thing to say about the next Secretary of State and Secretary of Housing and  Urban Development respectively.  In addition, we recognize that you may have many, many more so called skeletons hidden away that also may need to go "under the bus" 

Wanting to make our contribution to your effort, because we believe in you, and because we were paid big bucks encouraged a lot to help out, we have designed a new bus for you.  I'm sure you have heard of extra long "stretch" limousines, well this is a stretch Bus, but in a new and exemplary direction.  Hope this helps!

Sincerely,

GM Roper

President, MBCofC

encl:  photo of your new bus

With a Greatful Tip O' the GM Derby to Jim Lynch

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1 You're so kind, GM.  I have to wonder, however, if a steamroller might be more effective.  Or perhaps something to indicate those very few acquaintances of Mr. B.O. who he has NOT thrown under the bus...

Posted by: Ogre at Monday, June 02 2008 05:33 PM (nGywS)

2 Oh, now I get it.  I couldn't figure out what people meant by saying he needed a bigger bus. In light of this revelation, may I also indicate that the landing at the bottom of the stairs has piled up too?

Posted by: Oyster at Tuesday, June 03 2008 08:39 AM (hCybq)

3 Fact: as of this morning, Obama needed 41.5 deligates to clinch

Fact: Total up for grabs tonight - 31 - Obama may win, but he can’t “clinch” the nomination tonight.

Fact: you're one of the stupidest, most ignorant men in America. And that's on top of being a truly vile, racist, warmonger.

Posted by: ianam at Wednesday, June 04 2008 12:56 AM (gDebk)

4 I'm leaving the comment above as an example of a Leftist who can't think straight.  Vile?  because I question if Obama has actually "clinched" the nomination? (by the way, his "fact" is a quote from a comment I made at Marc Cooper's blog.) Racist?  I don't like Obama because he is a SOCIALIST... How is that racism? Warmonger?  Because I think that we need to take warmaking directly to the thugs that attacked our country on so many occasions - the islamofascists?  Note also that the idiot's "nom de comment" is is a fictitious name, like his email address trewth_seeker@yahoo.com likely is.  Oh well, it just goes to show that some folks can't reason... that's why they are called Democrats!

Posted by: GM Roper at Wednesday, June 04 2008 05:15 AM (S60yG)

5 Unfortunately, GM, it's likely that this is the knowledge and abilities of the typical Obama supporter.  Never mind the content of his speech, notice that he either does not know, or does not care about the simple meanings of words.

How can one attempt to claim that any sentence using the word "stupidest" can even BE a fact?  And you can see his definition of the word "racist" -- it's anyone who disagrees with Obama.

Get ready, because you're going to see about five more months of this.  Words have whatever meaning the communists (Read: Democrat Party & Obama Supporters) want them to at that moment, and no more.  Actual definitions of words do not apply.  Everything will be about what they "hope" it will be about.

Posted by: Ogre at Wednesday, June 04 2008 05:30 AM (oifEm)

6 Dsregard the troll..when he was a baby, they dropped him on his head.

Several times.

Posted by: Sonnabend at Wednesday, June 04 2008 05:47 AM (NMr12)

7

Who's head?!? Dear, dear - is there something else lurking to pitch under the bus? How many lanes are we going to have to give up for his "green?" - - oooops - - That's that "other" guy - - "dang" bus trip everyone seems to be jumping on!

Posted by: chrys at Wednesday, June 04 2008 06:45 AM (uNzmN)

8

Ogre said, Get ready, because you're going to see about five more months of this.

Egads!  I can't take that!  Time to turn off the news, I guess.

Posted by: Always On Watch at Wednesday, June 04 2008 09:26 AM (bYbHX)

9 Forget Obama, I want to know where all these deli gates are and why does Obama need so many deli gates? Isn't one gate enough to get into the deli?  And why do only deli's have gates? Why not other kinds of restaurants?  Is it a commentary on the holocaust? A religious thing?  A safety measure?  Why not gates on all restaurants? Maybe small enough so that if you can't fit through them you can't eat there? How about THAT huh?  But I really want to know why obama needs so many deli gates? Is he collecting them?  Do we really want someone who collects something as useless as a deli ga.....what?

HUH???

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Posted by: Rossanne Rassanna Danna at Wednesday, June 04 2008 11:04 AM (IEFTf)

10 I like deli sandwiches. 

Posted by: Ogre at Wednesday, June 04 2008 12:01 PM (oifEm)

11 Ogre likes SPAM sammiches.

As for the next 5 months of constant Obama glorification? You bet. The Messiah himself will be placed up onto some pedestal he really doesn't have the experience, expertise, guts and in the end, nerve, to be on. This election will all about the first BLACK man to be this, to be that, ect ect  It will not be about real issues and policy and platform. People will not really know what they are voting for with Obama. Cause even he doesn't know what he really means, or stands for.

Posted by: Raven at Wednesday, June 04 2008 05:30 PM (ltd2W)

12 He stands for communism, socialism, black liberation theology, and hatred of white males.  What else do you want to know about him?

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