Juan Carlos, King of Spain had the right idea. During a meeting of Hispanic Honchos, Hugo Chavez, Bully Boy of Carracas was lambasting Aznar of Spain.  Juan Carlos, bless his pea pickin' heart told El gallito de pelea de Caracas (the fighting cock of Caracas - an insult because it implies a chicken) to Shut Up!  Not only did Juan Carlos say shut up, but he used the familiar "tu."  Another insult. 

So, recently, there was another exchange between the United States State Department and a foreign ambassador in which the US Deputy Assistant Secretary Craig Kelly at the State Department called in the Bolivian Ambassador Gustavo Guzman in to essentially tell Evo Morales, President of Bolivia to knock off making allegations against US Ambassador Phillip Goldberg. 

Morales, a leftist Chavez wannabe has been making scurrilious comments about Goldberg and we, the US that is essentially said "Knock it off turkey."

What a delightful turn of events.  I can foresee a new diplomatic way of life:

From: US Embassy

To:  President Putin, Russia

Listen Puttie-pa-toot, we are getting sick and tired of your bullying and posturing in Russia.  You aren't the Soviet Union any more, you are broke and a pitiful excuse for a human being.  So stop it before we have to squash you like the cockroach you are.

From:  US Ambassador to the United Nations

To:  The United Nations Human Rights Commission

My dear sirs, you have no idea what the hell you are doing.  None of you little creeps gives a damn about human rights or about security or taking care of the people in your piss-ant little countries.  You are a disgrace to the diplomatic field and all you want to do is rale against the United States and Israel.  Well, I've got news for you, you bunch of high falutin' excuses for statesmen and women, if you don't start acting in the best interests of all of the world and not your petty tyrannies, The US is going to cut your funds off and push your silly little organization into the ocean.  You creeps can go to hell for all we care.  Get with the program.

From:  George W. Bush, President of the United States of America

To: Mahmoud Amerdinerjad or however the hell you spell it, President of Iran

Listen Mahmoud, you little hitler wannabe, I've about had it with your posturing, your shipping arms and explosive devices to Iraqi insurgents and Al Qaeda types.  I've had it with you thinking you have the right to join the nuklear (or however you spell it) club, I've had it with your treatment of Israel, Jews, homosexuals and women.  I'm telling you now, either get with a human rights program or go watch the God Father... especially the part about the Movie Producer.  Get me scumbag?

Yeppers, I think that this would be JUST THE THING!

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