1 Why do I have visions of Rambo here???

BWAHAHAH that is a funny post GM!!!

2 Vote GM-- he's war hero, you know.

3 I can vouch for GM on this one and not because he promised to select me as his running mate.

I was In VN in 1970. Though only 9 years old, I lied about my age and was accepted in the Army. I trained at Special Forces school and then learned to drink beer from some young REMF pilot named Bush.

I deployed to VN and was on the chopper with GM when we had that hard landing. I was nearly killed when some guy named Cleland picked up a grenade that was on the ground and blew his legs and one arm off.

I lost a lot of my hearing because of that but I could see GM in front and I read his lips as he said "come on you Mother F***ers, it is time to get down and dirty. Stop lolly gagging and get your A$$es up here and fight like men. We are not going to allow a chopper crash and overwhelming forces to beat us."

I was captured fighting that day and spent time in a cell with some Navy twit named McCain. He kept talking about how his daddy was an Admiral blah, blah. GM organized a rescue party and rappelled into the prison camp and killed all the guards. He carried me 2 miles on his back (with my gear and his) and shot VC soldiers along the way. He offered to help McCain out but he said that he liked it there because it was quiet.

I recovered in Da Nang with some guys named Forrest Gump and LT. Dan. Those guys were a riot. Then the Army found out my real age and said that I had to go home. GM fought to keep me in the unit but it did not work so I had to go home and go back to school.  The flight home was terrible.  Some guy named Kerry kept saying he was JFK and going to be president some day.  He kept saying "I was in Vietnam you know" the whole way home.  He asked me to join some group of war protesters but I kicked his rear around the plane and told him to sit down and shut up.

I owe my life to GM and will never forget his can do attitude and bravery under fire.

That is my story and I am sticking to it....

4 Rambo is a wuss, and I too can vouch for GM and Ogre's tales, as I was working at the Pentagon during those years running the sooper sekret campaign running drugs from cambodia and laos and us boys in the office used to pass around GM's reports as entertainment.  IN fact that guy that made Rambo worked with us too, and he toned down GM's reports and made that rambo movie......anyway I think GM would be a great president.....

So I wholeheartedly endorse GM for President, and not because he has said I can be Secretary of Vice (you should go with what you know....ya know?)

5

"no one set up funding mechanism, no one contributed a dime"

What do you mean?  I contributed my entire salary from this blog to you.

6 No one lies anymore - we ALL mis-speak!! Yikes! I'd write your name in for President GM - But - Ohio doesn't allow write in candidates!! You DO NOT forget something like being shot at and running for cover! A LIE is A LIE!!

7 That's all you've got, Big Dog? Not only was I under heavy sniper fire, I didn't even have an airplane of any sort to watch my back! In retrospect, I was playing Russian roulette with six bullets...but I only had one in my gun, the trigger of which didn't work. So, thanks to my mad fighting skills developed scant years before with my three brothers (I, too, lied about my age and enlisted at age 10), I thought quickly, ducked for cover in the barren landscape of napalmed Vietnam, bent the gun into a boomerang, and threw it at the nearest enemy soldier. They fell like ninepins, all 28 of them. I moved on to the next company, but Big Dog et al. had already taken care of them. (raises eyebrows pugnaciously) Are you so sure now that Big Dog is the right candidate for VP? huh? huh?

8 I'll give you what my blog is worth...$23,146.14 (http://www.business-opportunities.biz/projects/how-much-is-your-blog-worth/)

9 I'm more than willing to support you GM - we like-initialed types must stick together.  Heaven help us all - the current selection on offer is not particularly appetizing.

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That's great.  I'll join you on the ticket.  My major accomplishments:

* Invention of lineoleum.

* Negotiation of the Peace of Humus, ending the 7 Years War against the cows.

* Guy that threw water on Bert Lancaster in From Here to Eternity.

* Threw the winning touchdown for the Silver Beavers in key 1927 Southern North Dakota State - Parkersburg School of Brain Surgery and Web Design game.

* Prevented secession of Rhode Island during the Civil War.

* Head writer for Our Miss Brooks, 1952 - 1954.

 

 

11 Hilarious!

12 Did you get a hat? That is important, you know.

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Dear GM:

This whole thing reminds me of when I went up San Juan Hill with Teddy Roosevelt and his Rough Riders. There we were, in our flippers and propeller hats facing 6 to the power of quod enemy snipers. Luckily I'd brought my Captain Kangaroo badge and well, you know the rest.

I was never prouder than when Teddy tearfully said to me "Cut those damn onions somewhere else or I'll bust you down to latrine Marshall!"

Colonel Neville.

 

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