April 04, 2008
Liberals don't like profiling to detect potential terrorist threats. But, just as a game, let's see if you can guess the omitted part of the headline below based upon your personal perception.
Okay, now click on the article link to see how you did! Review the headline and the images of terrorists.
Did you guess "Muslims?" If so, consider yourself a racist and on the wrong side according to standards of liberals, the ACLU, Amnesty International, and Democrats--pretty much all the same. Didn't you know that Islam is the "religion of peace?"
Now, cleanse your mind of bigotry and take the test on the next page by clicking on "more." We believe in second chances.
Authored by Woody
Second Chance Quiz - Abbreviated Terrorist racial profiling quiz1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
(a) Olga Korbett
(b) Sitting Bull
(c) Arnold Schwarzenegger
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A Domino's pizza delivery boy
(b) Pee Wee Herman
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.
3. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
(a) Captain Kidd
(b) Charles Lindbergh
(c) Mother Teresa
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
(a) Richard Simmons
(b) Grandma Moses
(c) Michael Jordan
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1996 19 Americans were killed and hundreds more woulded at the U.S. Military complex at Khobar Towers, Saudi Arabia because of attacks by:
(a) The Verizon Guy (Can you hear me now?)
(b) Domino's Pizza "noid"
(c)Clinton's Secretary of State Madeline Albright
(d)Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain: "Mustapha the Merciless"
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 2000, The USS Cole was attacked and more than 15 American Sailors were killed by:
(a) David Letterman
(b) Shaquille O'Neil
(c) The Cookie Monster
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of people were killed by:
(a) Bugs Bunny, Wile Coyote, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
(b) The Supreme Court of Florida
(c) Mr. Bean
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. On July 4th 2002, 2 Innocent Airline Passengers Were Killed, And 3 Others Injured at the ticket counter of El Al Airlines in the LAX International terminal by:
(a) Hulk Hogan after losing the WWF Title
(b) The cast of Monty Python
(c) Senator Lil' Tommy Daschle
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 41
10. This Quiz, Humorous While Still Being Factual In Nature Offends Mostly:
(a) Democrats, Who Seek To Impose A Politically Correct Mentality That Will Get Us All Killed
(b) Terrorist Sympathizers
(c) Terrorists Osama Bin Laden, Musab Al-Zarqawi & Their Evil Minions
(d) All Of The Above
How did you do this time? Did you answer other than (d) on most questions? Well, my guess is that you either failed again or you're lying.
Don't despair. You views count for little because what matters most are the views about profiling for terrorists of the presidential candidates. What are they? Don't ask. You may not like the answer.
"...One hundred percent of the successful terrorist attacks on commercial airlines for 20 years have been committed by Arabs. When there is a 100 percent chance of being hijacked by an Arab Muslim Extremist, it ceases to be a profile. It's called a 'description of the suspect...." - Ann Coulter
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The biggest difference between American right-wingers and typical Americans is that right-wingers lack the math gene. Whether it's the economy or geopolitics, their policies always either ignore the math or make mathematically impossible assertions.
So it is with Ann Coulter who makes the ludicrous claim that one has a 100 percent chance of being hijacked by Arabs. Even if her claim that all successful hijackings were Arabs, which simply isn't true, the math would still be off.
And then there's GM. To demonstrate an alleged pro-Muslim bias, he concocts a "test" that excludes every example of violence EXCEPT those commited by Muslims. In his mind, that's somehow evidence, because HE DIDN"T DO THE MATH.
You like quizzes, GM, so here's one for you:
1. What is the ratio of violent deaths committed by Muslims to those committed by non-Muslims in the past 10 years, the past 20 years and the past 100 years?
Posted by: McLovin at Friday, April 04 2008 05:33 PM (eN5/Z)
Mac, I've seen other tests which include violence of other types by other groups, and the situations have no relevance to the subject of today's terrorism. You're like those who pretended that the Sicilians didn't have a Mafia because you didn't want to offend the Italians.
Of course, as a non-humorous liberal, you can't understand that Coulter's comment was a humorous statement to make a point rather than a a fact to be strictly interpreted. However, I don't remember terrorists other than Arab Muslim extremists who have hijacked American jets lately.
Posted by: Woody at Friday, April 04 2008 05:49 PM (Eb/8J)
Posted by: GM Roper at Friday, April 04 2008 06:08 PM (S60yG)
Dear GM:
I love this post of yours! A real treat. And yet, strangely all true. And someone didn't er, get it! Hey, it's a joke, Joyce. A true one.
Most beheadings are committed by:
A. The Guy Lombardo Orchestra.
B. The Fuller Brush Man.
C. Gangs of heavily armed hideous Muslim Loons against unarmed and tied up individuals.
Islam was founded by:
A. Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass.
B. Trini Lopez.
C. A 7th century rapist, pedophile, Jew hating mass murderer and bandit, hallucinating in a cave while covered in lice.
The Krazy Koran is:
A. Turgid.
B. Crude.
C. Unreadable.
D. Insane.
E. All of the above.
Colonel Neville. PS. Yes, Chuck has gone. I shall write on the great man soon. All the best to you, GM.
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