March 21, 2007

More Cowbell for Al Gore

Today on Capitol Hill, former V.P. Al Gore testified about global warming.

In an emotional plea, Al Gore said, "The planet has a fever,"

..."and, the only prescription is...more cowbell!"

Well, he really did say that the planet has a fever, but I might have made that last part up. Maybe keeping the beat with a cowbell will do as much for global warming as many proposals. Come to think of it, aren't cows responsible for a lot of the GW emissions into the atmosphere?

To pacify Al Gore, do your part for the Earth's fever...buy a cowbell and strike it every time that he says that we are having a planetary emergency. You'll have fun and make a statement...well, forget the statement part. Just have fun ridiculing Gore.

"I'm tellin ya fellas, you're gonna want that cowbell!"

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1 Alternatively, how about burn a cow chip for Al?

The fragrance would be a distinctive assessment of the validity of Al's alarmist statements.

Posted by: civil truth at Wednesday, March 21 2007 12:52 PM (7sh83)

2 The planet has a fever? Give it an aspirin!!

This is so easy.

Posted by: DADvocate at Wednesday, March 21 2007 01:31 PM (m2d/O)

3 But wait guys--he's super cereal!

Posted by: Leo Pusateri at Wednesday, March 21 2007 04:09 PM (wpA54)

4 DaDvocate, I'd rather give the planet an aspirin than have Al Gore give us all suppositories.

Posted by: Woody at Friday, March 23 2007 07:52 AM (v5VVJ)

5 York posted this comment, the administrator removed it.

Posted by: RJY at Friday, March 23 2007 09:06 AM (aW6ZR)

6 York posted this comment, the administrator removed it.

Posted by: RJY at Friday, March 23 2007 09:07 AM (aW6ZR)

7 RJY, aka Mark A. York, is back visiting us. It would completely be beyond him to realize that this post was classified under humor, but his comments to it do enhance that classification.

Yorkie, watch the video. Chris Walken says, "I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell." So, (I hate explaining jokes), we took Al Gore's comment about the planet's fever and played off of Walken's comment. Some of us think it's funny--those who aren't liberal and actually have a sense of humor.

Sorry that your buddy at Real Climate lost the GW debate.

Posted by: Woody at Friday, March 23 2007 09:37 AM (v5VVJ)

8 York posted this comment, the administrator removed it.

Posted by: RJY at Friday, March 23 2007 12:25 PM (aW6ZR)

9 The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
-Benjamin Franklin

You guys must be insane...

Posted by: civil truth at Saturday, March 24 2007 11:03 AM (7sh83)

10 They are insane. And stupid.

Posted by: Jack Everett at Monday, March 26 2007 09:59 AM (NHcCA)

11 Jack,

When you come to a family gathering, it's usually a good idea to hang out for a while and figure out the relationships, the "rules of the road" and the inside jokes before horning into a conversation - else you blow your masquerade and expose yourself as an gate crasher who will probably be quickly shown the door.

Moreover, it's generally considered poor etiquette to come into someone's house and pee all over their carpet.

Just some advice if there's a next time...

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