November 06, 2008

Proof We're a Racist Nation

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job

WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."

See also, Video: Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are  (Via Witness LA)

Posted by Woody

Posted at 09:10 PM | Comments (54) | Add Comment
Post contains 175 words, total size 2 kb.

Proof That Obama is the Anti-Christ

The day after Obama won the election (allegedly), the Illinois Evening Pick 3 Lottery numbers drawn were 6-6-6.  Coincidence?  I think not.  If we had thought ahead, we could have made some money on this.  

Authored by Woody

Posted at 08:30 PM | Comments (14) | Add Comment
Post contains 44 words, total size 1 kb.

McCain Won !!!

How could this election been decided with a better outcome?  By land area won!

 
2008 Election Results by County (Red-McCain / Blue-Obama)
 

I don't care what measure other people use, this is the map that I want to argue the election with liberals.  Any victory, no matter how small, is good--plus, liberals won't get the joke and will be irritated.  Oh, yeah.  We need to add Alaska, too.

Via Mark Newman, Univ. of Michigan 

Posted by Woody

Posted at 08:00 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
Post contains 80 words, total size 1 kb.

October 29, 2008

We Can Only Wish

Go on, Liberals!  Move to Canada!

VIDEO LINK

Posted by Woody

Posted at 09:00 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
Post contains 15 words, total size 1 kb.

October 23, 2008

Spread the Candy Around

 Have an "Obama Halloween," which is really scary and lasts four to eight years!

Honestly, this reminds me of the time when I was a kid and a woman wouldn't give us anything for "trick-or-treat" because we weren't collecting for UNICEF.  True story. 

If this is what you get from left-wing Democrats, pity those poor kids who trick-or-treat in San Francisco.   

Posted by Woody

 

Posted at 08:30 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
Post contains 68 words, total size 1 kb.

October 21, 2008

Good Reason to Vote for McCain

World Gallup Poll:  Who would you personally rather see elected president of the United States?

France:   Obama - 64%  /   McCain - 4%   /   Voted Present - 32%

Posted by Woody

Posted at 01:40 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
Post contains 37 words, total size 1 kb.

October 20, 2008

New Obama Slogan

Obama's army of jobless have dumped the slogan of "Yes, we can" for this. 

                                 Spread the Wealth.  It Beats Working.

                                                 Obama/Biden '08

Authored by Woody

Posted at 12:00 AM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
Post contains 28 words, total size 1 kb.

October 19, 2008

Old Joke Worth Repeating

How many small businesses view work and the government....

A man owned a small farm in Alabama.

The Wage and Hour Department heard that he was not paying proper wages to his employees and sent an agent down to interview him.

“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.

“Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400 a week plus free room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $450 per week plus free room and board.

Then there’s the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.”

“That’s the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,” says the agent.

“That would be me,” replied the farmer.

Joe the Plumber might appreciate this.

Posted by Woody

Posted at 09:40 AM | Comments (12) | Add Comment
Post contains 189 words, total size 1 kb.

September 06, 2008

Deja vu !!

            LIFE - September, 2004

Posted by Woody

Posted at 11:00 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
Post contains 10 words, total size 1 kb.

August 26, 2008

They Might Bite

...or, worse, they may follow you home.  But, it's okay to throw peanuts at them.

Authored by Woody

Posted at 08:40 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
Post contains 21 words, total size 1 kb.

August 21, 2008

Obama Finally Gets Media Attention !!

Obama is depicted on current issues of national magazines--one has crazy articles and the other is MAD Magazine.

        

Inspired by Randy Paul

Posted by Woody

Posted at 05:00 PM | Comments (15) | Add Comment
Post contains 31 words, total size 1 kb.

August 10, 2008

John Edwards Loses Promotion Contract

Breaking News:  Breck Shampoo has announced that it has terminated its association with John Edwards and that he will not appear in future advertising for them.  John Edwards had no comment except to say that he would miss the other models.

Authored by Woody

Posted at 04:10 PM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
Post contains 49 words, total size 1 kb.

July 22, 2008

G.M. Is Back!

 

Posted by Woody

Posted at 01:00 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
Post contains 6 words, total size 1 kb.

June 28, 2008

The G.M. Roper Phenomenon !!!

See it to believe it. 

What began as a colorful Internet fluke has blossomed into a full-fledged political movement - one that Republicans and Democrats alike are reluctantly having to acknowledge.

News Video Link: The G.M. Roper Phenomenon

Now, who gets your vote?

Posted by Woody

Posted at 10:00 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
Post contains 51 words, total size 1 kb.

No Hope For Change

 

Posted by Woody

 

Posted at 09:50 AM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
Post contains 7 words, total size 1 kb.

<< Page 1 of 24 >>
111kb generated in 0.1774 seconds; 36 queries returned 211 records.
Powered by Minx 1.1.4-pink.