November 06, 2008
Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."
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Too funny our hard earned tax money once went to support Joe the Plummer when he was on welfare!
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Posted by: Ahmed at Friday, November 07 2008 11:52 PM (vPj5M)
Ahmed: ...(Joe) himself when down and out relied on the very government support he purports to attack. ...The problem is that Joe the Plummer is so damn hypocritical about this. It's handouts for others, but okay for him.
Ahmed, you have completely misunderstood Joe's past and position. But, first, it's extremely pathetic that you would attack a private citizen, who some extremist have even demanded his death. For what? Please explain the left's preoccupation and hatred for this man. Is that an example of your compassion and desire for dignity and fairness? You laugh at his past difficulties.
Joe benefited for a temporary period from a government program for which he had been paying for others but never demanded for himself--but decided to accept since it was offered. I don't like a lot of government programs and their taxes, but, once in place, I'll use them just as everyone else does. I might as well get something for my money that everyone else is taking...as did Joe. The welfare that Joe obtained is supposed to be a bridge between jobs and that is how he used it--not as a permanent handout as many believe.
Joe, unlike lazy liberals, has a dream. He wants to own a business, be successful, and earn money for his family without the government taking it and giving it away to others who didn't lift a finger for it and have no defined needs.
Joe saw through Obama's promises, and Obama confirmed his suspicions with the "share the wealth" statement. Joe is wary of "sharing the wealth."
Obama's plan is wealth redistribution, pure and simple, where he takes from some taxpayers to give to people who don't have special needs; i.e., a vote buying scheme from people with no principles or shame. Obama will write checks to people who have jobs but don't pay taxes.
So, tell me what Joe did wrong to incur your laughter at his past indignities, which should be private. Tell me what was wrong with his question, because, if a private citizen can't ask a question of Obama without nationwide attacks from the left, then Obama's revolution is not one of democracy. That's what I suspect.
Posted by: Woody at Saturday, November 08 2008 06:28 PM (Eb/8J)
For what it's worth, I don't hate Joe and wish him no harm. On the other hand, I don't take him seriously and find his new found fame to be a representation of a kind of noxious celebrity culture best representing by reality tv. The fact that the McCain/Palin elevated him to the point where he campaigned with them, is, IMHO, simply testimony to the hallowness of the repub ticket.
Posted by: Ahmed at Saturday, November 08 2008 08:32 PM (vPj5M)
Ahmed: wish (Joe) no harm
Ahmed, you rejoice in the investigations into Joe, his failings, and his hurt.
Posted by: Woody at Sunday, November 09 2008 11:46 AM (Eb/8J)
It's quite hillarious to see Woody, a man who shows no shame posting the most crass links (like the one of Obama shining that idiot Palind shoe), now pretend to be a sentamentalist, caring aboutthe falings and hurt of others. In the wake of a well deserved defeat you guys are becoming too funny
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Posted by: Ahmed at Monday, November 10 2008 04:38 PM (WC2M6)
Ahmed, Joe the Plumber was private until the press sent hordes of investigators to look into him and Obama backers used the State computers to dig up whatever dirt they could find. Once "exposed," why shouldn't he have helped McCain at that point?
ou forget that Joe did nothing and that it was Obama who made the error and that it was the left that hated and attacked Joe for no good reason--just like you do.
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I don't care what measure other people use, this is the map that I want to argue the election with liberals. Any victory, no matter how small, is good--plus, liberals won't get the joke and will be irritated. Oh, yeah. We need to add Alaska, too.
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I honestly do not want to hear any liberals gloating about their victory at the polls. Only 39% of the American people voted; of those, 21% voted for Bama. Hardly a popular mandate, and no reason to proclaim himself emperor. Where I live, only 6% of voters unseated a GOP incumbent. When you consider how much money was spent on the national election, that’s not a lot of bang for the buck, is it?
Posted by: Mustang at Thursday, November 06 2008 10:54 PM (fvNCx)
This just shows that you and Mustang are nothing but sore losers. So, as the nation begins hopefully to emerge out of the shadow of Bush, let me gloat, at least once. We won! Yes, we can!
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