November 06, 2008

Proof We're a Racist Nation

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job

WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."

See also, Video: Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are  (Via Witness LA)

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Proof That Obama is the Anti-Christ

The day after Obama won the election (allegedly), the Illinois Evening Pick 3 Lottery numbers drawn were 6-6-6.  Coincidence?  I think not.  If we had thought ahead, we could have made some money on this.  

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McCain Won !!!

How could this election been decided with a better outcome?  By land area won!

 
2008 Election Results by County (Red-McCain / Blue-Obama)
 

I don't care what measure other people use, this is the map that I want to argue the election with liberals.  Any victory, no matter how small, is good--plus, liberals won't get the joke and will be irritated.  Oh, yeah.  We need to add Alaska, too.

Via Mark Newman, Univ. of Michigan 

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