November 04, 2008

Dead Person Casts Vote for Obama

Obama's grandmother, who passed away before election day, will have her absentee ballot counted.  I'm truly sorry for her passing, but I don't agree that the votes of dead people should be included in the final tallies.  It's not like they have their futures at stake in the elections.

When people quit living in one area, they should cast votes from their new homes.  But, in certain circumstances, I'd hate to think that someone would vote against God in favor of the anti-Christ

Now, if we could just do something about all of those dead people who vote Democratic in Ohio, Illinois, Florida, ....

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1 I just wanted to ensure that my comment, which is now buried way on this blog, is read http://gmroper.mu.nu/i_get_by_with_a_little_help_from_my_friends#c49

Posted by: Ahmed at Tuesday, November 04 2008 11:15 AM (vPj5M)

2 Well, at least you didn't say that Obama offed his grandma just to get the sympathy vote.  I was kind of expecting it so am pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: e. nonee moose at Tuesday, November 04 2008 12:30 PM (dlFaD)

3

Okay, I simply can't get enough of this hockey mom, as she is fantastic. I posted it already but perhaps it slipped past peoples attention. Here's a nice humour filled break

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh9BmNuqeiQ

Posted by: Ahmed at Tuesday, November 04 2008 01:30 PM (f+XBb)

4 GM, Woody...if you're feeling a bit hung over in the morning, I would be pleased to buy you a Bloody Mary, or a beer, or whatever.

And, no , I don't mean this in a smart alecky, rubbing it in kind of way. There's enough room under my tent for practically anybody

Posted by: jim hitchcock at Tuesday, November 04 2008 06:15 PM (AmQAN)

5 Unfortunately, there's a precedent on this; John Ashcroft lost his Senate seat to a dead guy.  If you can elect a candidate to public office even if they are dead on election day, the corollary must apply to a voter.

You could fix this, but the tricky thing is how to do it without increasing the size of government.  Basically, what you want to do is to extend the "pro-life" thing in an "anti-death" direction, and disenfranchise those who are close to death.  The aim would be to prevent people who could die any day from voting by absentee ballot.  Old people, smokers, the terminally ill, members of military combat units, the chronically depressed.  That would medical check, of course.  But you could charge people for it, following the sensible policy Wasilla of charging alleged rape victims for rape examination kits.  If people complain about the burden on the voter, I'm sure the insurance industry will be ready with an "Inability to Take Out Absentee Ballot for Reason of Medical Infirmness" policy, with low monthly premiums.  Small government, pro-life, anti-after-death-voting.  I'd say you've got a win-win-win proposal there.  Go for it.

Posted by: Jassalasca Jape at Tuesday, November 04 2008 11:54 PM (ZkHgJ)

6 Woody,

Oh, darn, I didn't realize that Obama was the Antichrist!  I wish I'd known that before casting my absentee ballot, or I would have exorcised it before sending it in.  You really should have worked harder to get the message out, and I'm afraid it's  all your fault.  I'm holding you personally responsible for any new catastrophes that may befall the nation.  Now, this of course excludes the wasting of armies, the drowning of cities, the abandonment of laws, and the collapse of finances.  But if anything else bad happens, it's all your fault.

So now you're on notice.

Posted by: Jassalasca Jape at Wednesday, November 05 2008 12:07 AM (ZkHgJ)

7 Republican Santa will NOT be visiting your house this Christmas, Jassalasca!

Posted by: e. nonee moose at Wednesday, November 05 2008 05:50 AM (1x3Xp)

8

JJ, the bureaucracy required to manage your anti-death plan could only be conceived by a big goverrnment liberal.  Who's going to be left to run it after Obama bloats the federal government in other areas?

To clean up dead voting lists with Obama as President, everyone facing possible death by terrorists would have to come off--essentially everyone.  But, we'll have to clean voting lists in stages and first remove a major Democratic voting block--convicted felons. 

Regarding the anti-Christ, I couldn't stop it.  It's all in prophecy and inevtable.  It's in the Bible, that book you may have seen in hotel room drawers.

But, don't worry about Santa skipping you.  Obama's going to spread the wealth to more than just children.  I hope that he brings me ammo to protect myself.

Today, I feel the pain of Joe the Plumber.

Posted by: Woody at Wednesday, November 05 2008 07:01 AM (Eb/8J)

9 Today, I feel the pain of Joe the Plumber.

You have hemorrhoids?

Posted by: e. nonee moose at Wednesday, November 05 2008 07:49 AM (dlFaD)

10 I didn't know about that problem.  Just how personal have you been with Joe?

Posted by: Woody at Wednesday, November 05 2008 09:04 AM (Eb/8J)

11 LOL!

Posted by: e. nonee moose at Wednesday, November 05 2008 09:28 AM (dlFaD)

12 AND the dead people in PA. Amazing that the ACORN registrations were very similar to the vote spread?! 

Posted by: chrys at Wednesday, November 05 2008 11:31 AM (AhIUj)

13 Not sure if I'm the only one or not but now I can't read any of the posts on the main page, no matter what browser I use.  I see the main title and that's pretty much it.

 I had to search google to find this cached post so I could get into the comments section and leave a message.  I hope somebody can read it!

Posted by: e. nonee moose at Thursday, November 13 2008 07:55 AM (dlFaD)

14 very funny! Thanks for sharing!Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure thethings youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep thoselost things in memory

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