Has Everyone Gone Nuts?

November 07, 2006

Exit Poll Released

Hi, GM Roper reporting here. As a public service, and to get the jump on everyone else, I did some informal exit polling during my lunch hour today. Here are the startling results:

Because my sample is small, I'll give you the full rundown on all 15 voters:

3 dead voters (66.67% voting Democratic) (2 votes Democrat, 1 vote Republican)

4 men and one woman dressed in business suits (60% voting Republican) (3 votes Republican, 2 votes Democrat)

3 Marines and a Soldier (100% voting Republican)(4 votes Republican, 0 votes Democrat)

3 school teachers who are members of NEA (100% voting Democrat) (37 votes Democrat, 0 votes Republican)

Apparantly the Democrats have won by a landslide in my little corner of Texas. Of 15 votes cast, Democrats won 41 or 273% of the total.

Democrats are claiming fraud and that they should have had all 49 votes of the 15 cast. Al Gore and Jessie Jackson will be holding a press conference soon.

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1 i thought this was supposed to be satirical?

Posted by: ric ottaiano at Tuesday, November 07 2006 08:14 AM (1lMgI)

2 So Gore won in your district, then?

Posted by: Ogre at Tuesday, November 07 2006 08:18 AM (oifEm)

3 and in this reality based world.....

Posted by: Michael at Tuesday, November 07 2006 08:19 AM (JWeV4)

4 haha! Good one, GM.

Posted by: Oyster at Tuesday, November 07 2006 08:25 AM (I+VdL)

5 Obviously, each teacher had no class.

Posted by: Woody at Tuesday, November 07 2006 08:44 AM (v5VVJ)

6 Nice!

/TJ ... let's see if VA is stuck handing the Dem's 273% of the total votes as well.

Posted by: TJ at Tuesday, November 07 2006 09:09 AM (PL7dL)

7 Who can think of elections when Britney Spears has filed for divorce?

Posted by: Woody at Tuesday, November 07 2006 11:45 AM (v5VVJ)

8 It reminds me of an old joke of Nixon, Mayor Daley, and the Pope in a life raft, voting on who would get the last rations. Punchline: Daley won, 5-2.

Posted by: Assistant Village Idiot at Tuesday, November 07 2006 12:39 PM (1w197)

9 Maybe you can get the defeated members of congress to form a "Veterans of Congress for truth and honor" Then with the excellent help of most of the republican bloggers you can "swift boat" the whole next two years.
C'mon, you guys lost, and you know the real reason. Try a little civility, it may grow on you.

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