April 30, 2008

About This Media Driven "Recession"

We keep hearing from the liberal media and Democrats about our terrible recession.  The only problem is that our economy is still growing.  But, the Associated Press still can (and wants to) make that look bad.  Eventually, the doomsday crowd may talk businesses and individuals into cutting their spending enough in reaction to claims of a recession until they actually create one.

AP - Economy grows by only 0.6 percent in 1st quarter of 2008:  The statistic did not meet what economists consider the classic definition of a recession, which is a retraction of the economy. This means that although the economy is stuck in a rut, it is still managing to grow, even if modestly.

Oh, so not "technically."  Technically, the AP is a bad news source.  Here's the technical definition of a recession:  Recession is defined as a decline, for two consecutive quaters, of real gross domestic product - the value of all final goods and services produced within a nation in a given year.  We have not had that, as growth is not a decline.  Also, the U.S. has the world's highest gross domestic product (GDP), as derived from Purchasing Power Parity (PPP) criteria.  So, when we meet the "technical" definition of a recession, let us know about it only then.

But, as private businesses are working hard to make progress, another segment of our economy is booming with little effort.

USA Today - Hiring leaps in public sector:   Governments added 76,800 jobs in the first three months of 2008, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reports.  That's the biggest jump in first-quarter hiring since a boom in 2002 that followed the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Don't worry about getting in soup lines or selling apples on street corners yet.  But, if you start to worry, just get a government job.  They can always make more jobs doing nothing.  However, stay away from applying to newspaper publishers.  They truly are in decline and only wish that the nation would join them.  It could be envy.

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April 28, 2008

Reverand Wright Wants An Apology

Reverend Jeremiah Wright wants an apology from the United States for the institution of slavery.  I don't blame him, in today's world where anyone can issue an apology for anything he has every right to ask for on.  In an earlier post on the non-apology apology I wrote:

An apology, to be sincere must be accompanied by at least a couple of things. One, it must be for an offense that you have committed. Two, it must be accompanied by an honest and sincere effort not to repeat the offense. Last, but not by any means least the person you apologize to has to be the person you offended. Anything else is an exercise in self flagelation that serves no useful purpose.
And:
I'm sick and tired of the "faux pas" ---> Blame ---> Demand an Apology ---> Apologize industry that passes for politics these days. I don't know about you, but I sure am sick and tired of it.

Kerry botches a joke badly but won't apologize because he didn't mean to botch the joke. Obama and McCain both botch a statement using the term "wasted" and both apologize for it. Hillary refuses to apologize for her vote, Edwards apologizes for his. Clinton apologizes to Africa, Virginia apologizes to African Americans. Hillary demands Obama apologize for something someone else said, Dean won't apologize for what Geffin said, but demands that conservatives, and Republican aspirants to the throne apologize for the comment of an acknowledged bomb thrower.

Everyone demands that their opposite in the political spectrum take responsibility for something that you may or may not agree with; may or may not have said and which may or may not reflect your beliefs. In other words, some of my political friends on the left expect me to take responsibility for, and no doubt apologize for the rantings of Ms. Coulter, only because I too am a conservative. Not too long ago, a commenter on my site demanded that I publicaly disassociate myself from a blog entry by another blogger who belongs to a group of bloggers that I belong to. How very dumb this has gotten.

Well, I guess Jeremiah Wright didn't read the above entries or he wouldn't be asking.  So, just to shut him up, I'll officially apologize on behalf of the United States.

Dear Reverend Wright, I would like to take this time to offer to you, an esteemed preacher of the gospel my sincerest apology.  I apologize for having been born white and for being related to other white folk.  I apologize for my ancestors that owned slaves even if I don't know of any.  I apologize abjectly that African Blacks and African Muslims captured a number of other African Blacks and sold them into slavery.  I apologize from the bottom of my heart that people that I didn't know enslaved people that you didn't know from a country that you have never lived in brought ancestors that you never met to a country that has given more people freedom to say the things that you like to say and give them the full backing of the constitution to say them.  And I'm most sincerely sorry that you are such an idiot and such a bombastic stuffed shirt who has made so much money that you have chosen to live in the upper reaches of middleclassness.

Sincerely

GM Roper

 

There, I think that ought to satisfy the Right Reverend Wright!!


 

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John McCain; Hoist On The "Maverick" Petard

I no longer consider myself a Republican and haven't for at least a decade.  That doesn't mean I don't vote for some Republicans, any more than me not being a Democrat doesn't mean that I occasionally don't vote for some Democrats.  I do tend to vote for conservatives, of either party because their values tend to be my values.  Of course, politicians and I don't see eye to eye anyway, especially when they think that they know how to spend my earnings better than I do. 

One politician in particular that gives me a pain in the kiester is a RINO by the name of John McCain.  Now, McCain was a Navy Pilot, a POW who served with distinction.  He ran for congress and then ran for Barry Goldwater's seat when Senator Goldwater retired.  Goldwater helped McCain get elected but if he were alive today, I doubt that he would be supporting McCain. 

In 2000 McCain decided that he was going to run for president.  And because he was running against the presumed nominee George W. Bush, the press, liberal lick-spittle that they are, boosted his street creds for all they were worth and McCain decided that he really enjoyed being a maverick.

Now, before 2000, John McCain had a fairly healthy liberal streak already, but with all the media spotlights on him in the 2000 race and especially after the mystical mavens of the magical media began touting him so that he won New Hampshire, McCain really went over to the dark side.  That is, he became a {shudder} Liberal Republican.  Or, in conservative lingo a RINO.  My real fallout with John McCain came about when he co-sponsored that pile of unconstitutional manure known as McCain-Feingold in the name of campaign finance reform.  There is so much wrong with that bill and its strictures against free speech that it turns my tummy (no easy task I tell you).  That and his stance on illegal immigration (let alone calling those who disagreed with him bigots) encouraged me to support ABM [Anybody But McCain].  There is even a bloggers list of bloggers supporting "McCain's Opponent." 

Now McCain has been hoist on his own petard.  Recently the North Carolina Republican Party put together an add against two folk running for governor Beth Perdue and Richard Moore who have endorsed Obama.  It uses Reverend Wright's "G-d Damn America" quip during one of his sermons and McCain didn't like it (although by some reports when he sent the letter below he had not seen the ad):

Dear Chairman Daves,

From the beginning of this election, I have been committed to running a respectful campaign based upon an honest debate about the great issues confronting America today. I expect all state parties to do so as well. The television advertisement you are planning to air degrades our civics and distracts us from the very real differences we have with the Democrats. In the strongest terms, I implore you to not run this advertisement.

This ad does not live up to the very high standards we should hold ourselves to in this campaign. We need to run a campaign that is worthy of the people we seek to serve. There is no doubt that we will draw sharp contrasts with the Democrats on fundamental issues critical to the future course of our country.

But we need not engage in political tactics that only seek to divide the American people.

Once again, it is imperative that you withdraw this offensive advertisement.

John McCain

Well John, how do you like it when other Republicans are also "mavericks" because they ran the ad anyway and plan to continue to run the ad.

If John McCain expects to win this November, he really needs to think about driving off the conservatives who are his base, whether he recognizes them or not, they can put him into the white house, or not!

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April 27, 2008

Civil War Among The Democrats

If you call out Obama because of his stance on this or that you are a racist.

If you call out Hillary because she proposes some cockamamie program, you are a a sexist.

If you are Republican or Conservative or perhaps even a Libertarian, to the Dems you are an evil, knuckle-dragging, Neandertholic, racist and sexist nincompoop

If you ... ahhh nuts!  Obi's Sister has a great post up on Both Obamamessiah and Hillary dropping out of the race for the good of the country and so that the Democrat party can heal but my thoughts are a little contrarian about that. 

Over the last months there has been calls for Clinton to step back for the good of the party. Now there are calls for Obama to withdraw, especially after the missteps of the last few weeks. I say they BOTH should step back and let the Democratic party heal itself from the divisive attacks that have ripped it apart. The bad behavior has reached heights previously unheard of. Besides the usual attacks on Republicans, they have turned on each other like piranha.
I think the Democrats are suffering from the hubris of their identity politics and ripping themselves apart is good for America. 

In my lifetime, there hasn't been a decent Democrat in the White House since Harry "The Buck Stops Here" Truman and for a few reasons, Jack "Ask not..." Kennedy  There haven't been that many good Republicans for that matter. But the Democrats have been worse.  Far Worse! Lyndon Baines Johnson began it all with his so called War-On-Poverty which created a permanent class of dependents and entitlement addicts.  Then came Jimmah Cahtuh, arguably the worst President this country has ever had to endure.  In fact that miserable piece of misbegotten garbage actively supports tyrants and dictators who oppose everything this country stands for and he is a bigoted anti-Semite to boot!  Billy Boy "I did not have sex with that woman..." Clinton had more regard for his penis than he did for the laws of the country and stood by while al Qaeda gathered strength and Reagan's pulling out of Lebanon didn't help either.  Bush never met a spending bill he didn't like and his being averse to the veto pen is well known.  In fact, the Democrats have been so good at poisoning the Republicans with their baseless accusations that Republicans would rather roll over and present their yellow bellies than stand up and do what they were elected for; namely control spending, shrink government and hold people (including congressmen) accountable for their actions.  Bah Humbug.

If people are so stupid as to get so wrapped up in this mess, they damn well deserve what they get.  If Obama wins, my guess is that taxes will go through the roof, spending will be even more out of control than it is now and the Iranians will pull something really dumb like an attack on Israel and Obamamessiah will stand by with his thumb up his rectum.  If Hillary wins, Bill will go a huntin' on a regular basis, because after all, oral sex isn't sex at all, spending will go through the roof and you will have health-care at the point of a gun.  Of course, McCain could win in which case taxes will go through the roof, Iran will be obliterated if they so much as sneeze, bloggers like me will be shut down for violating some federal regulation or other and even if we claim free speech and First Amendment rights, we will be silenced.

On the whole, it is difficult for me to even give a damn!  In fact, this little gizmo expresses it just fine: 

http://gmroper.mu.nu/images/damqu7.gif

And a generous tip O' the GM Derby to Duncan at And Rightly So and of course to Obi's Sister

 

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Banner Problems

The eagle banner that I had up was not used with permission.  So, since I made a mistake I apologized to the owner and took it down.  Now I'm in the process or redesigning my banner and when it's up, you will be totally amazed.  Untill then you may see several "attempts" floating here and there. 

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April 26, 2008

Jackie Mason On Carter And The Clintons!

Jackie Mason is one funny comedian.  I remember him shooting the finger at Ed Sullivan way back then and getting in hot water because of it.  Now, on his Video Blog, Jackie takes on Carter and the Clintons.  Enjoy!

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April 25, 2008

Exciting News

In January 2006 I was diagnosed with lung cancer.  Why me I thought, what in the world did I do?  Then later, when the emergency was over and it looked like I was going to make it, and now that I've survived for over 2 years cancer free the question was why did God pick me to survive?  Well, now I know.  I was meant to be here to spoil my first grand child.  Sometime likely in December, a delightful and bouncy baby for Christmas.

Thanks Jennifer and Mike, you have made me delightfully happy!

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April 24, 2008

Just When You ...

... thought it was safe to once again pick up the papers because the Pennsylvania Primary is OVER and both Barry O and Hill C will be off the news at least some of the time, we find even bigger idiots residing in Europe (like that's news.... ed!... Oh shut up). 

Plant "experts" in Switzerland ethicists by trade have decided that it is unethical to mistreat plants just because we are bigger and stronger.

PLANTS deserve respect, a group of Swiss experts says, arguing that killing them arbitrarily is morally wrong - except when it comes to saving humans or maybe picking petals off a daisy.

In a report on "the dignity of the creature in the plant world", the federal Ethics Committee on non-human Gene Technology condemned the decapitation of flowers without reason, among other sins.

Still, commission member Bernard Baertsche suggested the body weighed such cruel acts on a case by case basis, noting "the simple pleasure of picking the petals off a daisy might suffice as a reason".[emphasis added]

OMG... decapitating flowers?  Another reign of terror sponsored by the Robespierre of Mother's and Valentine's Day?

Such Cruelty!

Such Creepiness!

Such Idiocy!

Off With Their Heads!

With a Tip O' The GM Derby To Raven

UPDATE:  My Friend Quick Rob has more

Filed under Bozo Alerts

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April 23, 2008

Why can't I just Eat my waffle?

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Sorry To Disapoint The True Believers...

...but there may be an ice age comin'

Disconcerting as it may be to true believers in global warming, the average temperature on Earth has remained steady or slowly declined during the past decade, despite the continued increase in the atmospheric concentration of carbon dioxide, and now the global temperature is falling precipitously.

All four agencies that track Earth's temperature (the Hadley Climate Research Unit in Britain, the NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies in New York, the Christy group at the University of Alabama, and Remote Sensing Systems Inc in California) report that it cooled by about 0.7C in 2007. This is the fastest temperature change in the instrumental record and it puts us back where we were in 1930. If the temperature does not soon recover, we will have to conclude that global warming is over.

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Hillary Wins Pennsylvania!

YAWN!

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April 22, 2008

Sen. McCain Receives Classless Smears by Left-wing Press and Dems

Judge for yourself.   (Selections from each article.)

John McCain gets tax-free disability pension

By Ralph Vartabedian, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

"Sen. John McCain has long said he is in robust health and is strong enough to hike the Grand Canyon, but he also is receiving what his staff Monday termed a 'disability pension' from the Navy.

"When McCain released his tax return for 2007 on Friday, he separately disclosed that he received a pension of $58,358 that was not listed as income on his return.  If McCain had to pay taxes on the full amount of the pension, it would have increased his tax bill by about $18,000 based on the percentage of his income he paid to the federal government.

"'It is a legitimate question to ask about the commander in chief: Is he fit to serve,' said Robert Schriebman, a senior Pentagon tax advisor and tax attorney who recently retired as a judge advocate for a unit of the California National Guard.  If McCain can hike across the Grand Canyon, then why should he be getting disability payments from the government that are tax-exempt, Schriebman asked. 

"McCain has twice developed melanoma, a potentially deadly form of skin cancer."

Are these the same people who complained about the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth?  I guess they believe that Sen. McCain doesn't deserve the pension.  That must be the type of reporting taught and encouraged by left-wing journalism schools.

But, before you think that the Democrats see this type of reporting as being beneath them, consider this Democratic ad disguised as an article in which George McGovern implies that anyone who was shot down in battle, specifically Sen. McCain, must have deserved it due to lack of intelligence or skill rather than luck or the times and situations in which they fought.

George McGovern takes a "dig" at John McCain

"It's true that you went to one of the service academies but you were in the bottom of the class. It's true that you were a pilot in Vietnam, that you were shot down and spent most of the war in prison and we all sympathize with that and honor you for your courage.  But you and I both had these battle experiences, you as a Navy fighter plane, I as an army bomber.  

"If I'd be allowed just one little dig at Senator McCain, since he gave me. I would say, 'John, you were shot down early in the war and spent most of the time in prison. I flew 35 combat missions with a 10-man crew and brought them home safely every time.'"

Maybe McGovern thinks that there was something wrong with the thousands of airmen who were shot down in WWII and never made it home.  He must be better than those whose bodies were lost or buried.  

One difference between the Swift Boat campaign against Sen. Kerry and what the press and Democrats are doing to Sen. McCain can be summed up simply.  Sen. Kerry got three Purple Hearts in less than three months with only scratches and Sen. McCain received one Purple Heart for torture and almost five-and-a-half years as a POW in Hanoi.

By the time this campaign is complete, they'll be demanding that Sen. McCain pay back his pension and apologize to the North Vietnamese.

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Baseball Wars

GM:  The Boston Redsox

Jim H.:  L.A. Dodgers

Woody:  Atlanta Braves

Ogre:  The New Yawk Yankees

This is the place to make your baseball comments:  Anybody can join in

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Going Green to Save the Earth - Totally Serial

Bruce Willis demonstrates on Letterman how we personally can get involved in alternative power to "Save the Earth," discusses the greater peril of global humidity, reveals that he wears boxers made out of recycled tires, and announces his global warming documentary named "An Unappealing Hunch."  This is super serial.

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Glenn Gets It

From the Instapundit

"CHICAGO SOUNDS LIKE MOSUL:" That's an email from . . . Michael Yon, who knows his Mosul. Here's the story on last weekend's violence. Still, they're different: One has crooked officials, violent gangs with their hooks into government and law enforcement, and a culture of corruption that has resisted the central government's effects to clean it up, and the other is a city in Iraq.

UPDATE: Fred Butzen emails: "I'm surprised you overlooked this difference: One has crazy preachers, and the other is in the Middle East."

MORE: Another reader emails:

It really should be no surprise, since Chicago and Illinois itself have been failing to reach their political benchmarks for years now.

It is too bad there is not some powerful politician who might have served the Chicago area and brought them Change and Hope. If there was, we could blame him for the "complete failure" to achieve those political benchmarks and reduce sectarian strife.

Heh.[emphasis added]

Heh indeed!

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